Just when you thought that Kanye West couldn’t say anything that could tongue his own asshole even more, he went on put on his most glittery chapstick, puckered up, and threw his head between his butt cheeks once again.
This time, Kanye didn’t just make sweet oral love to his own asshole, though. No, he also dragged his wife’s Brazilian butt lifted ass into his holier than thou mess by claiming that thanks to Kim Kardashian, it is now okay for white women to date black men. I assume Heidi Klum is somewhere with her forty interracial kids rolling her eyes at this shit.
This week, Kanye went on Steve Harvey’s radio show which I legitimately did not know existed until right now, and started praising Kim for her boundary breaking ways.
I think the defense of my wife came from a number of layers and levels that didn’t have to just do with a rap community that was disrespecting her in a way because of things that they’ve seen or heard in the past. It’s also because she’s breaking boundaries on so many levels. You can’t get me an example of as popular of a mixed couple. And I got friends that have white wives, that have — before there was a Kimye, they’d go to the amusement park and people were talking down to them.
First, I’d like to say it’s really funny that Kanye talks about defending his wife because people diss her for shit they’ve heard about her past, yet he went on that childish Twitter tantrum calling out ex-girlfriend Amber Rose for being a stripper and saying in a previous radio interview that he needed 30 showers after dating Amber so he could date Kim. Rude, Kanye. Rude.
Second, I’d like to say that I have spent a lot of time actually defending Kim Kardashian and the rest of her family (minus Satan’s fave anal bleach buddy, Kris) because I very obviously find them fascinating and they’ve really reinvented celebrity and celebrity culture in a lot of ways. I mean, I really will give them that and defend any slut shaming thrown against them or any other sexist bullshit, but do I honestly think that Kim Kardashian has done a damn thing for interracial couples? I do not.
If Kanye had argued that Kim had broken the following boundaries, I would have agreed:
- Having more nose jobs than one person needs
- Introducing the Brazilian butt lift into popular culture
- Cropping your child out of selfies because you were feeling your look, but not theirs
- Contouring your face until you look like an entirely different person
Seriously, Kim can really go ahead and take credit for that. I mean, whatever.
Third, Kanye needs to stop acting like him and Kim are this shining unicorn of a couple just because they’re interracial (also, stop calling him “white”. She’s Armenian and before her 7th nose job looked very exotic). The world of celebrity is full of great interracial couples! A little actor by the name of Robert fucking DeNiro has been with his wife, an African American woman, for over a decade. Kanye’s BFF, John Legend, has been with the Thai supermodel Chrissy Teigen for years. Fellow rapper, Dr. Dre, has been married to a white attorney since 1996. Tina Turner has been with the same white dude for 27 years. Zoe Saldana is also happily married to a white man. Halle Berry like exclusively has babies with white dudes. Yes, you guys are a super famous couple, but it isn’t because you’re interracial. It’s because you’re insane (though musically talented) and she’s a fame whore! So, like, calm down and stop acting like you invented interracial celebrity couples.
Fourth, it’s not the worlds fault Heidi Klum and Seal broke up, because they were 100% an interracial celebrity couple that would have outshone KimYe.
Fifth, not to be an insensitive dick, but I feel like Nicole Brown and OJ Simpson are a way more famous interracial couple than KimYe. And, I mean, being interracial was a big part of what they’re remembered for. Was that too soon?
Sixth, AND FINALLY, if Kanye West wants to see a REAL and INSPIRING interracial couple, maybe he should go rent the movie “Cool Runnings”. Even though John Candy and Leon were not a romantic pairing, they played off each other so well in that film that it’s no wonder it swept the 1994 Oscars (it did not), but you get my point.
Luca says
Kim’s an Armenian i.e a Semite.