What’s the best way of getting pointless rags like us to write about you? Create a dazzling work of art? Nope. Try again. Deliver a devastating performance which will change the way people regard the noble art of acting? Don’t be stupid. The best way to get noticed by us is either to go mental, take loads of drugs or getting your baps out.
Seeing as Kim Kardashian is currently of no fixed talent and doesn’t seem to have a penchant for hallucinogenic drugs, she’ll have to rely on her breast region.
And she’s lived down to expectation by getting them about underneath a see-through top, just so we can all sneer at her and secretly keep staring at them while fiddling with our bits.
Celebutante Kim stepped out somewhere in New York between the puddles of urine and dodged the myriad of people ignoring the raging problem with homeless folk, to leave little to an already depleting imagination.
Naturally, every time Kardashian attracts our attention to her busters, we all cough “BOOB JOB” at her, which she is still denying. We say denying – she is also just as likely to be telling the truth in all honesty. No-one really cares anyway. We always thought ‘boob job’, in this instance, was Kim being open about them having to earn her a wage.
Anyway, for those who like each rasher of detail, her gravity defying chesticles appeared winking at photographers in a black dress with great big see-through bits in it.
Yes. Boobs can wink.
While admitting to having used Botox, Karkrashian had to talk about boob jobs again. She said:
“Trust me honey, if I take this bra off you will tell me I need to get them done”
In fairness, she didn’t get them out when that sex-tape was completely accidentally leaked to the collective shame of her and her PR team.
Kim was turning out for an interview with David Letterman to promote their new show ”Kim and Kourtney Take New York”. Kim and Kourtney, for the record, aren’t the names of each of her mammaries.
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homeysafreak says
Damn, where the pictures at?
tevis says
i love u an all of your sister an u should come to my house me a big hug un a big kiss love tevis
erick says
give me a blow job