Isn’t it always the stupid ones that love the weirdest holidays? I can see why people like Christmas, and even why they like Easter, but people get so excited about Halloween that I sometimes question their sanity. Sure, ghosts and ghoulies are pretty good, but still…it’s not really a holiday at all, is it? It’s just an excuse to dress up stupidly and get free sweets until you’re 14 and pimply and people don’t want to open their doors to you anymore.
But God bless, every Halloween you can go out in the middle of town and see people who take it way too seriously, applying fake blood like they were trauma doctors and flashing skin like they’re strippers. Speaking of which – hey everybody! It’s Kim Kardashian!You know, I can almost forgive the pointlessness of Halloween when this is what we get. Because let’s be truthful here: everyone has a fetish for leopards with boobs.
I cannot deny it: this picture almost makes me think that Halloween is pretty fucking great. It’s not just the fact that you get to see an awful lot of Kim Kardashian’s body, but it’s also the careful adherence towards correct anatomy which makes this costume (that she modelled earlier this month and posted to Twitter, testing out with her fans whether it’d be a good choice for Halloween 2012) brilliant.
That’s actually where the furless patch of a leopard’s belly would be. It’s magnificent.
Of course, Kardashian has form in this area (Halloween, not the furless patch on a leopard’s belly). She seems to worship the holiday like it’s some sort of excuse for her to prove she has a valid role in society, which, given she came to fame on the back of a sex tape, demonstrates that her role is to look hot in slutty outfits.
We had slutty Wonder Woman 2008; slutty pirate and slutty Little Red Riding Hood in 2010; and best of all Jasmine in 2009 (which basically was what Kim was wearing in her sex tape – nothing much at all).
She’s even willing to enter into the spirit of Halloween and give comic book nerds a massive boner by dressing up as Poison Ivy, which is basically the equivalent of some sort of care in the community scheme. All in all, though really her actions are a little misguided and aimed at the wrong people, she should be cherished for trying.
God bless you Kim Kardashian. You’re aware of your limitations. You know you’re a hero to half-wits. So you decide to sparkle up their lives with barely-covered boobs in novelty outfits. Thanks for your work. It’s priceless.