Slutty Kim Kardashian Flaunting Boobs in Halloween Costumes, Again

Kim Kardashian practically naked

Isn’t it always the stupid ones that love the weirdest holidays? I can see why people like Christmas, and even why they like Easter, but people get so excited about Halloween that I sometimes question their sanity. Sure, ghosts and ghoulies are pretty good, but still…it’s not really a holiday at all, is it? It’s just an excuse to dress up stupidly and get free sweets until you’re 14 and pimply and people don’t want to open their doors to you anymore.

But God bless, every Halloween you can go out in the middle of town and see people who take it way too seriously, applying fake blood like they were trauma doctors and flashing skin like they’re strippers. Speaking of which – hey everybody! It’s Kim Kardashian!You know, I can almost forgive the pointlessness of Halloween when this is what we get. Because let’s be truthful here: everyone has a fetish for leopards with boobs.

I cannot deny it: this picture almost makes me think that Halloween is pretty fucking great. It’s not just the fact that you get to see an awful lot of Kim Kardashian’s body, but it’s also the careful adherence towards correct anatomy which makes this costume (that she modelled earlier this month and posted to Twitter, testing out with her fans whether it’d be a good choice for Halloween 2012) brilliant.

Kim Kardashian's Halloween costumes

That’s actually where the furless patch of a leopard’s belly would be. It’s magnificent.

Of course, Kardashian has form in this area (Halloween, not the furless patch on a leopard’s belly). She seems to worship the holiday like it’s some sort of excuse for her to prove she has a valid role in society, which, given she came to fame on the back of a sex tape, demonstrates that her role is to look hot in slutty outfits.

We had slutty Wonder Woman 2008; slutty pirate and slutty Little Red Riding Hood in 2010; and best of all Jasmine in 2009 (which basically was what Kim was wearing in her sex tape – nothing much at all).

Kim Kardashian as Poison Ivy

She’s even willing to enter into the spirit of Halloween and give comic book nerds a massive boner by dressing up as Poison Ivy, which is basically the equivalent of some sort of care in the community scheme. All in all, though really her actions are a little misguided and aimed at the wrong people, she should be cherished for trying.

God bless you Kim Kardashian. You’re aware of your limitations. You know you’re a hero to half-wits. So you decide to sparkle up their lives with barely-covered boobs in novelty outfits. Thanks for your work. It’s priceless.

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Comments

  1. Angel says

    Whoever wrote this IS SO STUPID, HALLOWEEN IS FOR EVERYONE WETHER YOUR AND ADULT OR CHILD. HALLOWEEN WAS CREATED BY THE ANCIENT CELTS. HALLOWEEN IS THE ONLY TIME WHICH THE VIEL IS SO THIN YOU CAN CONTACT THE DEAD, DO READINGS CONTACT YOUR DECEASED FAMILY MEMBERS. THERE ARE ALOT OF PEOPLE WHO LOVE HALLOWEEN AND JUST BECAUSE YOU DO NOT AND YOUR MOMMA RAISED YOU STUPID DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN RUIN IT FOR ANYONE ELSE. THIS YEAR I AM GOING OT BE A MALE GENIE IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT ? HALLOWEEN IS NOT JUST ABOUT CANDY BUT ENJOY BEING ANYONE YOU WANT TO IMAGIN, AND TO SHOW OFF YOUR COSTUME AND EFFORT YOUR MADE TO CREATE OR CHOOSE IT. IT IS ALSO MADE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE REAL WITCHES !!!!

  2. Shelly says

    This is the stupidist sh*t I have ever seen written, and clearly the writer is a jealous hater, have you missed what dressing up for halloween is all about?

  3. Hannah C says

    Writing a book about how stupid Halloween is and how much you think Kim is a slut for flaunting her sexy body in her Halloween costume is a little more pointless than Halloween itself. You’re not just insulting Kim Kardashian by writing this, you’re insulting everyone who celebrates Halloween which is millions of people around the world. It’s one of the world’s oldest Holidays and has a lot of history behind it. Since you’re such a pessimist and have a stick up your ass it’s no wonder you can’t enjoy Halloween. It’s the only time of year you can dress up as whatever the hell you want and no one has the right to say anything about it, Halloween gives you an excuse to dress as whatever you want to be, so what makes you think you have the right to call Kim Kardashian a slut for dressing up for Halloween? I’m not even a fan of Kim but this article is absolutely ridiculous. Also, look up the definition of “slut” since you clearly don’t understand what that means. You can’t define a person as a slut because of the way they’re dressed especially since it’s Halloween! Stop slut shaming women. Is someone a little jealous? Kim looks hot in her costumes! Also, just because you go all out for Halloween doesn’t mean you’re taking it “way too seriously.” People like to use Halloween as a way to show their creative side. Some people handmake some really awesome costumes. Let people have fun and enjoy themselves instead of criticizing them.
    This website is incredibly stupid anyway and I don’t even know how I got here. I don’t understand why people spend so much of their time obsessing over celebrities as if they’re not human just like us. The articles I’m seeing on here are absurd. “5 Reasons You Should Hate Ke$ha”, “Celebrities Who’ve Aged Terribly”, etc. C’mon, this is just ridiculous! Would you want other people writing these hateful things about you? Just live your own life and make it the best you can, mind your own business, there’s no need to attack other people. Honestly, who writes these horrible articles?

  4. Joe M. says

    the Kardashian sister, have no talent. their only claim to fame is , trying to fuck all the players in the NBA. ans Mary the very stupid ones! if my family was like the Kar trash cans, I’d move to Alaska and tell every one, my name is Jones.

  5. Tim says

    She looks good as a cat. I would give her a home and let her curl up on any of the furniture in the house.

  6. p.devlin says

    Um, well there is not much point or imagination in her dressing up as a slut for Halloween, since that’s what she is the rest of the year.

  7. fancy says

    People need to stop hating on my girl.Americans are so confusing .you bully people that have no fashion sense and awful or different body structure .Then when someone has a fabulous body you bully them for showing it, please .Wake up America if you don’t like what you see then turn your head,or do people forget where we live has no one read the constitution .We have a lot of freedoms in America ,and harassing someone for knowing and taking advantage of them is just ignorant.Happy you with the love of your life Kanye ,thank you finally a good looking couple .Tell the haters kiss your beautiful lady lumps !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Tia Gilliam says

    Wow it amazes me on all the haters in the world. Kim is doing her!, oh well she had some failed relationships. The only difference is she’s in the spot light ….how many do you have.

  9. m.smith says

    well, i’m pretty sure a slut is a female who has reckless sex for no monetary or other financial gain. since, kim is obviously rich, i’m pretty sure the term “prostitute” could probably fit here.

    anyway, i don’t find nothing wrong with her leopard outfit. it is cute. and i agree with the original commenter. halloween is more than girls in provocative outfits and getting candy (and that this website is nothing but a celeb hate site).

    also, i’ve never seen (or heard of) a slutty leopard, so i’m not sure how she’s dressed as a slut…

  10. RIDAVE says

    I’ll bet that most of the morons that bad mouth Kim Kasbian and her sisters are sitting on the toilet with her picture in one hand and their jones in the other. Great pictures STUPID comments .

  11. JustASanePerson says

    Angel, I think you are EXACTLY the kind of nutcase—oops, I mean ‘person’—the article is about.

  12. goingalong says

    Hannah C. needs some medication, seriously. Accidentally ending up on a website then taking the time to read an article(not a book as she stated) then leaving a long, typical, crazy person comment is funny stuff. The amount of emotion and level of reaction was awesome. Fancy started off strong assuming that Americans are a singular individual when in fact WE are many individuals. Which is why some put people like Kim K. up on a pedestal while others pick her apart and clown her. The first posted comment…. blows my mind. Trying to validate Halloween by stating we can contact the dead and something about “real witches” is comical to say the least. Maybe crazy. All that being said, we all have the right to our comments and there is no right or wrong because these all are opinions. Great article, pictures, and comments.

  13. says

    Halloween is for children and any adult who dress up for halloween is a foken retard.I do love KK’s big tits in that costume though.She has the best tits and ass in the business

  14. shawn says

    i find it amazing how many people bash some with talent wait no i dont you eople piss me off obviosly she got talent or she wont be famous, rich, and excelent humanitarian what have you done in ur lives she donates 50% of her pay a year to cancer treatment centers of america and childerns hospitals and to the point i dress up 4 holloween go trick or treating with my kids and then call a baby sitter and got to holloween parties it’s fun. if u dont like people who have fun dressing up for holloween then u should slam every movie and tv show actor and actress on the planet like johnny depp and arnold swarzenegger one was a pirate and the other was the terminator i dont see the difference between that and holloween fuck you guys are loosers if u need to bash others to make your selves feel better bout your selves stop bashing people that are more fortunate than you.it’s pretty clear that they’re doing something right!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. leslie says

    whoever wrote this must be a fat old loser. those are the only people that hate halloween bc they can’t pull off a sexy costume.

  16. Shannon says

    She is…she has fucked everyone that there is to fuck man. Come on. Gosh, I wish I could I make money off of all the famous people I fucked and married, and got a quickie divorice’. Hey man come on…shit that bitch knows what she is doing. Keep your britches zipped up RICH MEN! But the thing is…I am a “Southern Woman” and Our “Mama’s” taught us to keep our britches UP! and ZIPPED!. Maybe that is why I don’t have any kids…hmmmm. Figure the math man. Now Kenye? Awe man, he better have his checkbook ready. She is ought for his ass too, another wedding on TV. Bet you I will NOT be watching that one. Vera Wang, GOD help you if you give her some MORE wedding dresses. This shit is getting old, just like Kim is.

  17. Shannon says

    Thank you, I feel the same way. That is all they do, is screw everyone that has money so they can make money. I am sick and tired of watching the crap. Hell, she has her youngest daughters, trying to exploit them the same way
    I have a neice here from Macon, Ga. She doesn’t exploit herself. 6 ft tall, beautiful to me than that kim kardasion. Wow, amazes me what people will do for money. Screw the NBA, Football players, now it’s Kenye West? After he disrespected Taylor Swift at the awards with HIS DRUNK ASS. What a shame. How LOW CAN YOU GO? I guess MONEY will let you GO as LOW as you CAN.

  18. Shannon says

    You nailed that ONE buddy, and I agree with you a 100%. We do it different down here in Georgia. Mama raised us up to be southern ladys, and keep your damn legs crossed, until you met a “southern gentleman”. What happened to them times? Cowboy?

  19. Shannon says

    she is a SLUT, figure the math man. fucked the hell out of that basketball player for that wedding, and all the millions that everyone watched? COME on, People are sick of this shit. God help Vera Wang, for supplying her another set of 3 gowns again at HER EXPENSE. Fooled me once, fooled me twice, hmmmmm.

  20. Shannon says

    AMEN HONEY, Welcome to Georgia. That is the way our Mom’s told US NOT to do it here. Whew, you blew that one outta of the park. Proud of you. Proud IN GEORGIA brother. :) I agree with you, glad you nailed that ONE!

  21. Shannon says

    you shouldn’t call people a fucking “RETARD”, be careful what you say. They are people with “mentally challenged children”. How would you liked to be called a Retard or a dumbass? Come on man, don’t call people names. That is cruel. Have some ethic man.

  22. Shannon says

    NO DUMB DUMB AND DUMBER, mistakes, after mistake. Can someone smell the coffee? Or is it just me? Mistake waiting to HAPPEN and EXPLODE

  23. Steve says

    Obviously Shannon is a fat, ugly jealous loser who keeps commenting the same hateful comments over and over. Maybe you should get off your ass and live life bitch instead of being a loser…

  24. Nick says

    Kim Kardashian is highly over rated. I mean between her constant whining and prancing around she’s laughable and the bad thing about that? She’s so ignorant and arrogant she doesn’t realize it. This woman has a personality disorder and the sooner the media ends their coverage of her, the sooner this eye sore will disappear from society. Com’on there’s a name for the type of wannabe she is “SOCIAL PIRANA”. Damn, she’s phony and drastically cheap.

  25. heidi says

    Nice mouth do you kiss your southern “MAMA” with that mouth Shannon?? Yeah your a real Southern Belle there girl LOL

  26. Venus says

    Dearest Angel,

    As a caustionary note: if you’re gonna go all, CAPS-LOCK on someone (i.e. the author of the above article) and call him “stupid” (for expressing his opinion, no less; much like you, expressing yours, in your reply), it would be in your best interest to do a test-run in MS Word (or whichever program you prefer), first. Because your abortion of proper English (and basic grammar) actually makes YOU look…well…stupid. Also, you DO realize this article is about Kim Kardashian, right? I ask, simply because your outrage (evidenced, of course, by the UPPERCASE assault) seems to seriously defensive, considering you are NOT, in fact, Kim Kardashian. That, by the way, is MY opinion. And, if someone who charges $250/hour FOR his/her advice, gives it to you for FREE, you should probably take it. …and say, “thank you.”

  27. ANGEL says

    HALLOWWEEEN IS 4 EVERY1 DONT HATE IT CUZ U AINT IT YOURSTUPID ALOT OF THE TIME BECUZ U DONT LIKE HALLOWEEN, DO RESERCH BE SMARTER LEARN 2 CONTACT DEAD PEOPLE LIKE THE MOVIE FILM OK. GET EDUCATE BEFORE YOU HATE

  28. DEBB says

    Sure keep hollerin’ ( did I say that right ) about how well your mama raised you in Georgia when you rank 13 out of 50 states for the highest teen pregnancy rates. Guess not everyone is listenin’ to good old mama!

  29. DEBB says

    shannon: Were you there when she fu#*ked all these men?. I don’t think so, so why even make that claim. Go back to school, brush up on your spelling skills, interview Kim, then come back and give us the fu#*k number.
    geez!!

  30. Brian says

    What a waste of space for a slut like Kim! All she has are big boobs and a big AS*, and no common sense, for trashy men, especially a loser like West!

  31. ad says

    wow this person writing the article is a real hater. Who calls Halloween a holiday? It’s for fun, stop hating and have a good time.

  32. S says

    But don’t stop from dressing up all year long. The world can always use some more of that good stuff.

  33. noosfu says

    Not every man wants a white slut that has turned black, she’s nasty and a white rejected as is most always the case when white rejects they go black no one else wants them

  34. mr.goat says

    This year I saw more fat 18-55 year old women cram into ridiculous costumes at Halloween and Christmas , that leave NOTHING to the imagination. Sure this woman you feature is actually in shape, the real people on the ground are real lunatics – they think a costume will make everything ok. It was dire I tell ya.. very very disgusting. 1 out of 50 was actually in good shape and had a good posture. The rest dumpy frito chip eatin, cigarette smoking slime-sluts.