A clip of the track Y’All Ain’t Ready from the forthcoming album The Truth by Kevin Federline – or K-Fed, as he’d now like us to call him – has been leaked all over the Internet. What’s it like? It’s by Kevin Federline, what do you think it’s like?
Being Mr Britney Spears (CDs) would be a hard task for anyone, not least
Kevin Federline. Married to one of the world’s most desirable women,
living off money that she has earned, always in the shadows. Federline
has tried to find his own way out of this rut – mainly by playing golf
and ramming fistfuls of his wife’s money down strippers’ knickers – but
now he realises that to succeed he has to strike out musically on his own.
Hence Y’All Ain’t Ready. The track is said to come from The Truth, an
upcoming album by K-Fed. It was originally posted on the Internet by
the song’s producer Disco D, but he removed it soon after – presumably after he realised what a total musical abortion he’d helped create. But
by then it was too late – the clip had been snapped up by several
So what can we tell you about Y’All Ain’t Ready by K-Feddy Fed? Well,
it turns out that Federline has a speech impediment, and he wants us to
call him "Daddy." Daddy? He just said he wanted us to call him K-Fed! Kevin needs to make his mind up.
Lyrically, he’s pre-empted any criticism that he thinks the song will
bring. "My prediction is that y’all gonna hate on the style we create," confusingly adding the chronologically-incorrect "2008" to his rhyme. He
also decides to mention that "Pavarottis" keep following him about,
whatever that means.
So we think Y’All Ain’t Ready is arse. But what about K-Fed’s rock,
Britney Spears? Surely she’ll stick with him however bad the reception he gets.
Um… no. MSNBC reports a story from the pages of Touch Weekly magazine:
[K-Fed’s] efforts were “greeted with hurtful laughter from his superstar
wife, who was unimpressed,” reports the mag. “She said his debut CD
might sell ‘a hundred, maybe a thousand’ copies if he was lucky,’” an
“insider” told the mag, who added, “Kevin looked really hurt.”
[story by S-Her]