You know what’s great about parents? The fact that, as soon as they produce a child, they somehow become immediately wise. They have a deeper insight into the world around them. They appreciate the nuances of life and…
…who we tryintah kid here? Most parents are gulping twerps.
One such ball-brain is Kerry Katona who has decided to have a go at her ex-husband Brian McFadden (formerly of Westlife, creator of this date-rape abomination which we’ll never stop sharing). Granted, it’s not odd that exes would spar, but for the sake of her children and to show what a good role-model she is, Katona has decided to attack McFadz in the press so everyone can see how ugly their relationship is.
Of course, we only have to look at their faces to know how ugly their relationship was, but beauty is only skin-deep. Ugliness has a root like a mouldy verruca.
So what’s she blarting on about now? Well, instead of ringing McFadden up to see what the craic is, she’s decided to spill her pungent guts to a glossy magazine about it all.
Apparently, he couldn't be less interested in the two children they had together. While Katona was talking about her plans for Christmas (no free Iceland prawn rings this year for you!), she spat:
?One person I'm not expecting to hear from this Christmas is Brian McFadden,?
?He hardly pays for his kids, he rarely rings his kids and I hope he feels guilty because my four babies are so beautiful, intelligent, funny and amazing and he doesn't seem to be interested in either Molly or Lilly.?
We eagerly await McFadden’s equally grown-up response to Kerry, probably delivered via his twitter account. It’s the most wonderful tiiiiiime of the year...
Veronica Stephens says
Wish she would just go to the ends of the earth and #uck off and realize her 15 minute of fame is well and truly up stupid maniglent little bit## and stop trying to ride on someones coattails for fame and stop lying
Sarah says
Brian, is that you?
Veronica Stephens says
Yes, its me Sarah, you caught me, i guess i should just come clean now that you found out about my secret identity, i figured i wouldnt be able to keep it hidden for long, but now that its out, im glad………..in fact Relieved!!
Im sorry i cheated on you Sarah, but it was worth it, you can never understand what me and Nigel have, unless …………well unless you wanna join in that is, but you never were into things like that, but if you change your mind on the subject, just give me a call, maybee you could even strap something on, you might like it, its not as bad as it sounds you know.
How about i just send you some pictures, that way you can see what im talking about, i have a short video that me and Nigel made, but its not the greatest quality, who knows, you might take a fancy to it……
Wow……….im so relieved…….such a weight off my chest, thank you Sarah…….do me a favor though, could you please try to shave your back a little better if you do decide to do a 3 way with me and Nigel, thanks hon.
Sarah says
Im very interested, please send the video, i never knew you were a freak…….i wish i would have found out earlier though, because ive been hiding something from you also, i know this isnt really the forum for me to post this, but being as though you already did, what the hell…..
Brian…………..im a MAN, i had a sex change 7 years ago, hopefully that explains the hairy back, also…….and this is the hard part for me to tell you, i have been having an affair with your parents………neither of them know about me seeing the other, but i think they are suspicious, maybee that will explain why when they called the house they always want to talk to me, oh and one more thing, i was faking the whole time !!!
ZzzzZzzz says
Every week she has something to say, I mean just look at her supposed latest lover, the pohots were so blatantly staged, just another fake showmance, people are not bothered about you and your fakeness, just go away on a desert island somewhere.