When normal people have normal problems, it’s boring. However, when a famous person has normal problems, it becomes endearing. It enables us to coo “OOOH! THEY’RE JUST LIKE US!”
They’re not. They’re nothing like us. They are wealthy, bloated maggots who feed on our emotional connection to their image. They expect us to care more about their outpourings than our own.
And in the case of Kelly Clarkson, she wants us to give two hoots about the fact she’s never been in love. That accounts for why her love ballads sound so disingenuous then, eh?
She says, to USA Today:
?I’ve never been in love. I’ve never experienced certain things, and I think that’s because I have this side of me that is shut off.?
?Because I haven’t found anybody yet to open to that I feel like, ‘OK, you’re worth breaking down that wall for.’ I’ve never found that.?
Well boo hoo. How bloody awful that must be for you.
But wait! She’s not just completely loveless! She’s also uncomfortable with the fame she’s got.
?Celebrity is weird. I have no controversy. You don’t see me in rehab, or you don’t see me coming out with my hey-haw showing. There’s not much to report. So when anything little is reported, it’s like ‘Oh, my God, she wasn’t wearing makeup!’ We have one life and I want to have good character, I want to be around people with good character who have good motives.”
Forget that.
The real news is that we now know that Kelly Clarkson calls her vagina “hey-haw”. Jesus H. Christ.
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Dave says
Dude if you dont care dont post news about what she says. Simple.
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