Ke$ha might have to hand over that dollar sign to her former management firm (thereby making her Ke-Ha, which is an even more stupid name than Ke$ha) who are saying that she owes them loads of money. Hopefully, she won’t be allowed to sing while the whole legal thing goes through.
Unlikely of course, but the management firm is asking the singer to cough-up $14 million, which is astonishing. How on Earth can they claim to have earned that?
Now we think of it, they probably deserve double because they’ve managed to polish a turd AND make a silk purse from a sow’s ear at the same time.
Amusingly, the firm are asking the judge who is dealing with the case to hurry up because they’re not confident that Ke$ha’s career will be around long enough to actually pay-up.
Oof! These guys should write for hecklerspray with barbed asides like that.
According to court papers filed in Manhattan Supreme Court, lawyers for DAS Communications claim Ke$ha is…
“a very young and inexperienced artist whose ‘star’ may not continue to rise.”
Fingers crossed, eh?
“Although she has made an incredible amount of money in a very short period of time, in large part due to DAS’ efforts on her behalf, she could just as easily lose money if not properly guided”
What? She might spend it on a load of drugs and stupid things for her house? Is that what they’re implying? We do hope so. DAS are clearly the bitchiest bitches around! Fantastic stuff.
DAS, who also look after Meat Loaf and Paula Abdul (jeez – do they specialise in annoying gits?), sued Ke$ha last May, accusing the singer of breaking the agreement in which they were to be paid 20 percent of her earnings if it brokered a major label deal within a year.
Ke$ha in turn, has since filed a countersuit, alleging that DAS’ claims are a load of cobblers and that they’re just trying to milk her because she went and (unfathomably) became famous.
Still, nothing compared to the alleged leaked photos of a man with his head on your private parts, eh?
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