While everyone fawns over Yo! Gabba Gabba! for mixing pop-culture with education, Sesame Street continues to do what it always did – mix pop culture and education. Basically, Sesame Street is one of the finest things that TV ever aired and only a stone-hearted, joyless mule-headed git would suggest otherwise.
REM, Smokey Robinson, LL Cool J, Destiny’s Child, Paul Simon, Stevie Wonder and Johnny Cash have all appeared on the street to sing and play.
The latest star to sign-up and perform was Katy Perry who has a boyfriend called Russell Brand who kinda kicked a photographer up the arse or something quite recently. However, Katy’s appearance may not make it on to television because it’s too sexy.
Now, there’s a lot of humans out there who admire Katy Perry. Of course, by that, we mean furiously masturbate over pictures of her. People like her singing too… but more often than not, they like looking at her boobs during the vinegar strokes.
Sadly for Perry, it seems her singing segment where she goofs off with Elmo – due to air on New Year’s Eve – may be deemed too hot for children’s television.
This doesn’t mean she’s going to appear singing ‘I Kissed A Girl’. Nope. She actually performs a cleaned-up version of her song Hot n Cold with Elmo.
Sadly, it’s her choice of clothes that have got her into bother and flustered parents have tapped away at their keyboards complaining about her boobies while simultaneously trying to mask their arousal.
One user wrote:
“You can practically see her tits. That is some wonderful children’s programming.”
Another message read:
“They’re gonna have to rename it cleavage avenue!”
Another added
“my kid wants milk now.”
As you can see, the minute you have a child, it not only robs you of all perspective, but also, makes you about as amusing as watching your dog get put down on your birthday.
Rumour has it that the producers have now decided not to air the song on the show. It’s okay though, you can watch it here. In fact, show it to your children. Heaven forfend that they should grow up thinking that the human body is something to be ashamed of and hidden.
Next week: Grover gets his dick out and writes the letter ‘R’ in piss on a wall.
Cookie Monster says
The link provided is a bit flaccid. I put some elbow grease into a search on the tube and found http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAz4MKHhovQ.
I watched it without sound. Now, I don’t read lips, but I could swear that she asked Elmo to ‘tickle this’, though, it may have been, ‘tickle these…and I liked tit’. Whichver; Elmo looked happy, and that is all that counts.