Run for cover! Katie Price (or Jordan if you live in the ’90s) is threatening us all with a new album. Aren’t there war crime tribunals for things like this? Seriously. We need someone like James Bond and some piano wire to sort this, post haste.
We know this because she cruelly asked everyone on Twitter what songs we’d like to hear her singing.
Of course, there were those who asked her to never open her mouth to make any kind of sound ever again, but alas, Price is not a woman who takes no for an answer, as her many, many marriages and babies are testament to.
The last time she made an album, it was a disaster on every level. 2006’s A Whole New World, which featured ex-husband Peter Andre, saw God Almighty considering reversing evolution to see that humans never developed ears (but alas, had better things to do like consoling child molesting priests from their nagging consciences).
Price tweeted:
‘I want to do another album for next year what would my fans prefer cover songs – new songs or mixture?’
One idiot suggested Adele’s Someone Like You and Price replied with:
‘Me and Leo love that song its our fav song.’
We can’t imagine Adele is much of a Katie Price fan to be quite frank and will no doubt do everything she can to ensure Price’s goose-like singing voice doesn’t get anywhere near her song.
Mercifully, one hecklerspray reader chirruped
‘you can’t sing so I wouldn’t bother’
This saw Price reply with
‘Whether you think I can sing or not at least I do things I want in life your obviously a person who would rather knock people.’
This is a woman who once described Jodie Marsh as having a nose like a ‘builder’s elbow’. Ms Pot? Meet Mr Kettle. That said, we have to applaud such a needlessly nasty snark.
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David says
Yeah–they’ll be playing her music a decade from now.