Katie Holmes’ womb is marginally more famous than she, so let’s examine it for a moment.
Katie’s womb rose to fame when it gestated Suri Cruise in 2006. The latest rumours about Katie’s womb suggest that it may be forced to harbour a second baby, against its will. That would technically be against Katie’s will also, but no one really cares about that.
Katie has been an empty shell of a human being – little more than a pretty, Scientology vessel – since she clapped eyes on Tom Cruise in 2005. They hooked up that Spring, and have been required under the tenants of their religion to be joined at the hip ever since.
Tom should logically have been the one who took the backseat in the relationship; his comparatively giant, glassy-eyed wife need only have been knocked over by a strong breeze and fallen for the actor to meet his end. However, the couple’s whole life seems heavily dictated by Tom. The Top Gun actor’s alleged latest fancy is another baby.
There have been a ton of reports about Katie enduring further hours of a kind of religious therapy called auditing. The assumption made – because she went through some of the same rituals with Suri – is that she’s either pregnant or will be very soon as the couple are trying.
OK! Magazine is reporting that Tom wants to pass on his demon seed, to heck with his existing kids or his long-suffering wife.
From OK! Magazine:
Worried that his little girl Suri Cruise, 3, might be lonely, Tom Cruise wants to have another child with Katie Holmes as soon as possible, a source tells OK!? ?Katie is a doting mom,? the source says, ?but Tom feels Suri has no idea what it's like to play with kids her own age.? A friend of the couple confirms: ?Tom and Katie are definitely planning, but he's said [getting pregnant] has to be Katie?s decision.?
Tom has an adopted son, Connor, about whom most people forget. However, the star is rumoured to want a biological son to inherit his great hair and winning smile. We’re sure this news is doing wonders for Connor’s self esteem.
Tom wants a boy, the friend says. ?Though they love [his adopted son] Connor, Tom must want a biological son to pass on the gene pool.? The friend says that while Katie?s not following the Scientology detox that promotes conception, they could be expecting ?as early as the summer.?
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Tom D. says
Love those Scientologists– isolation of children from other children who may “infect” them with their ability to think for themselves. This will not turn out well.
What makes me sick is when the celebutards attempt to market their Hollywood cult to mainstream America. Break apart families for profit much lately, scum Tom?
Wolfgang Riddex says
Remember, Tom says in his video 100 years left to attain that shining KSW goal of all-Scientology Teegeeack Hubbard ordered. All Xenu, all the time, except you can’t mention Xenu!
And “the tech” works 100% of the time.
This one better be the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard or else. To paraphrase actor and ex-Scilon Jason Beghe, at the prices Scientology charges for their brainwashing courses, you couldn’t “clear” Beverly Hills, let alone the entire planet.
Steve says
You people are hilarious! The stuff you come up with is staggering…..even making up stuff that contradicts the other nonsense that is spewed. Whatever, you can think what you like, but it is all lies. Anybody who believes these silly comments is no better than the ones who think the government is doing things for our benefit…….sheep!
concerned wog says
The really messed up thing is that there IS A CHANCE that tom cruise really hopes his son is the reincarnation of Hubbard. Scientologists DO BELIEVE that we just keep getting reincarnated. Scientologists DO BELIEVE (if they are high enough in the “church”) that Hubbard will come back and will be a scientologist. They dont really have the staying power that would let them hold off on a reincarnated Hubbard for 100 years or more, so they need the new Hubbard ASAP and because Tom CRuise is the #2 most powerful member of the “church” and is known across the world, he would have ideal seed.
But i digress. We should all feel sorry for Katie Holmes. She has to make weekly confessionals detailing ANY talking to an unapproved person or any disobedience to Tom. She is cut off from the world around her. She is surrounded by Scientologists who insulate her from non-scientologists.
And she only has a short period of time before it is OFFICIALLY too late. Once a kid has been fully indoctrinated (to follow Tom) then disconnection overpowers the court system. If their kids become full-blown scientologists then they will INSIST on not seeing their mother who would be an apostate. Katie would be discarded and remembered as nothing more than the womb that produced Tom’s kids.
Kinda like she is now…….
Wolfgang Riddex says
And the stuff Hubbard came up with isn’t staggering?
Smoking MORE cigarettes as a cancer preventative.
Trip to Venus, where he was almost hit by a train.
Xenu and DC8-like airplanes 75 million years ago.
Gamma radiation not able to pass through the human body.
Not one shred of original science in Hubbard’s work, yet his brainwashed followers still claim it is “scientific” and that sauna and vitamins can raise IQ.
Detailing the history of the last four quadrillion years, in a story of cockamamie of immense proportions, which only the brainwashed don’t laugh at.
Dianetics CURING 70% of all diseases, including blindness, homosexuality, arthritis…
Hubbard’s claims of having a PhD, medical degree, being a nuclear physicist and on and on. That doesn’t stagger you at all?
The pile of lies this man uttered during his life is so high they could form their own erupting volcano.
Hubbard’s so-called Science reads like comedy. He was a rip-off con artist who learned how to hypnotize and control people from Parsons, and he took it a LONG way.
sddd says
what a bunch of shit
Molly Gaines says
I doubt that Katie will find it so easy to get pregnant this time. L Ron Hubbard’s sperm has been on ice for something like thirty years now, and that’s got to make things more difficult.
Still, if she does manage to provide them with a boy-baby this time round, all of Scientology will rejoice, and declare him to be their messiah, reborn.
Creeeeeepy.
Me says
You must be crazy to write such nonsense.
Waste of time.
Scientology Beliefs says
This is a great news! A new baby is so great!
Katie Smatty says
Since when is the truth creepy?