Word on the street is that Katherine Heigl is a super cunt, with an overbearing bitch of a fame sucking mother behind her (“Did you call me?” asks Dina Lohan). Add that to the fact that her acting is mediocre at best, it was only a matter of time before bitch got blacklisted from Hollywood and couldn’t even pay herself to act (which she sort of tried to do at one point).
But, like a dormant case of herpes that suddenly reappears just as you’re ready to drop panties for your new fuck buddy, Heigl is back to acting, though she lowered herself back down to television land. And she is trying to spin the whole Anti-Katherine thing as if it was more her doing. Riiiight.
Once upon a time, Katherine Heigl was the new “it girl” for romantic comedies. She also had a major part on this generation’s ER meets Melrose Place. Then Katherine had to go and let her bitch face show, first by shitting all over the television show that gave her her big break (though if you ask me, that honor really should go to Roswell. Mmm, hot aliens), then shitting all over the movie that opened the door for her to make some real money.
Apparently making a shit ton of dough, as well having tons of men fawn all over you while their girlfriends want to be like you, was not enough for Katherine to keep her mouth shut. So off she went, getting herself written off Grey’s Anatomy by talking trash about the show every chance she got (Shonda Rimes and I have still have to talk about that shit. You kill off George in the most gruesome way ever, but Izzy gets to just walk away?!) and alienating all of her coworkers and Rimes. Then she went and hated on Seth Rogen and Knocked Up, the only movie most people like Heigl in. After a few more rom coms, Hollywood finally joined the Anti-Heigl club, and bitch couldn’t get a role no matter how many casting couches she made friends with.
But now Katherine is back with a television show, because we all know her “rockstar” husband isn’t bringing home the bacon, and so magazines are caring to talk to her again. In typical Heigl fashion though, everything that went wrong in her career is everyone else’s fault, and not at all because people would rather let a rabid raccoon attack their face than have to sit in a room with Katherine.
“The thing that was my best friend for a long time suddenly turned on me. And I didn’t expect it. I was taken by surprise and angry at it for betraying me.”
Then she took a *little* blame, but in that “sorry, not sorry” vein of thinking, by saying maybe she should not have done so many of the exact same type of movie.
“I had an amazing time. I love romantic comedies. But maybe I hit it a little too hard. I couldn’t say no. I stopped challenging myself. It became a bit by rote and, as a creative person, that can wear you down. That was part of why I took that time off, to ask myself, ‘What do I want? What am I looking for?’ and shut down all the noise.’
Yes, Katherine. Tell yourself your time off was by choice. Lindsay Lohan tells herself the same thing.
Not only is Katherine back to acting, but she apparently deems herself a writer, producer, jack of all trades.
“There’s a part of me that’s a Hollywood animal as well. I can’t wait to get into the writer’s room and see how we do this. I feel like I’m finally rolling into the next phase of my adulthood.”
Oh I cannot wait for this show to be cancelled and for the blame game to pick their next victim.