A heart operation Kate Nash had when she was eighteen influenced her subsequent musical career, says FemaleFirst.
Ms. Nash had the operation after discovering she had the possibly life-threatening heart condition tachycardia and the thought of her imminent death apparently spurred the fake cockney on to pursue her present career in raping other people’s ears.
Fuckin’ ‘ell, Guv, as Kate would no doubt say. Just imagine if it had gone the wrong way. We wouldn’t have songs like Mouthwash and lyrics like these to make our lives better:
“This is my face
Covered in freckles
With the occasional spot
And some veins”
Yes. we think Oscar Wilde wrote something similar once. Dear Lord, it really doesn’t bear thinking about life without Kate Nash. Where would we be without her cover of Nathan Barley’s brilliant song Caroline’s A Victim, for instance? Probably in the same place but our lives wouldn’t be so rich, would they? OK, yes they would but you see our point, don’t you? Actually, that last one wasn’t rhetorical; we can’t currently locate the point of Kate Nash so if you find it please send it over in a taxi. We’ll pay.
Not content with just making really, really excellent songs about nothing in particular, Kate has now also decided to write books. She told the NME:
“I’d like to release a collection of short stories,” she explained. “I’m writing one about a 12 year-old boy called George, who meets a seven-foot cross-dresser called Roy. It’s a concept about imagination and being whatever your dream is.”
Oh fuck off, Kate. Damn you and all your bloody genius. It’s just not fair. Someone was obviously up front when God was handing out talent. It’s just a shame it made you late for the heart queue.
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Kate Nash: 'heart Op Inspired My Music Career'- FemaleFirst
gir says
How on earth does mild success in any cultural arena get translated to “You know what everyone would really like? To spend their time and money on my self-serving navel-gazing literary diarrhea” in the drug-addled minds of every minor celebrity?
Oh well, at least celebrity books are good for something. Rapid deforestation is sending the price of toilet paper up, and Kate Nash’s CDs really aren’t all that absorbent.
The Dread Pirate Sausage! says
*laughing and pointing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
You use toilet paper!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!