Clothes are quite an integral part of our lives. Not only do they stop our dangly bits getting in the way of sharp pointy objects but they allow designers to flog all sorts of overpriced garments that cost peanuts to make in sweatshops all over Asia.
But if you have no real ethics or morals, the main purpose of clothing is to keep look more fashionable than everyone else.
Out of the two fairer sexes, women are the ones who?ll often do battle with each other as they attempt to outdo everyone else in the fashion stakes. Stilettos will be used as makeshift daggers as fights break out over pairs discount leggings that at best look like they were modelled on a bin bags.
You might think that the local barmaid down the social can pull of her Primark buys the best, but the truth of the matter is, Vogue have decided Kate Moss is a more worthy winner.
Models are usually thought of as pretty one dimensional creatures. All they do is don some clothes and use all their energy to produce a smile. For the more advanced, some are asked to take to the catwalk whilst photographers do their upmost to blind them. Sometimes the dedicated model will perform her party piece of turning to the side, giving the illusion that they have disappeared due to their paper-like structure.
For some reason, Kate Moss is one of the lucky models that has broken through and become a household name. Otherwise, she'd have had a run-of-the-mill career before forging a lacklustre career in the Argos catalogue modelling socks.
Unlike Naomi Campbell, she doesn't have a rage problem, nor has she accepted so called ?blood diamonds? and been dragged off for a merry day in court, sporting a classy Gucci three piece suit.
Instead, Kate Moss has gone down the avenue of having not one, but two mainstream rock ‘n’ roll boyfriends. First up was all round waster, sixth formers favourite and blood artist Pete Doherty. Many so-called carers of Kate Moss blame Doherty for sending her down the path of booze, cocaine and other hard drug addiction.
Saying that, she has since scored lucrative contracts with Virgin and Topshop, obviously proving that powdering your nose does wonders for a career. Now she's with Jamie Hince from The Kills ? nope, we can't think of any of their songs either.
We might describe Kate Moss as a haunted mannequin, however, as The Associated Press report, Vogue don't seem to share our viewpoint. They report Moss as being:
?Tousled sexiness a la Bardot and for being the celebrity whose style is most emulated by other women.?
We have no idea what the hell the first five words are harping on about. To us, it sounds like something you'd order in a fancy French restaurant that literally translates as being ‘trout and broccoli.’ However, we?ll agree about Kate?s style being copied by other women.
Basically, your average teenage girl can't fork out for a ?100 dress that bumped up in price to ?1800 because it has the name Prada attached to it. Common Topshop clones are now a common sight across the highstreet.
The Associated Press again reports:
?The British supermodel topped a list declared by the magazine as the “world’s most sartorially stylish celebrities”, which included Lady Gaga, Carey Mulligan, Michelle Obama and Sarah Jessica Parker.?
Did we say Topshop common? Scratch that, we mean Gak Chic.
hoohaahee says
The “must have” fashion accessory for any girl wishing to look like Sarah Jessica Parker this year:
– a bridle