Kate Moss And Lindsay Lohan Do A Sort Of Dance-Thing Together!

Guess what happens when a drug-free supermodel and an un-bulimic moviestar team up in New York. Exactly the same rubbish hen-night behaviour as you’d find anywhere else, that’s what.

Kate Moss has been hanging out with Lindsay Lohan in New York for some inexplicable reason. And between the pair of them, Kate and Lindsay have been dabbling in the kind of behaviour that tends to get tabloid editors literally pulling at their shirt collars and unironically saying the word "phew" – they’ve done a little pole dance together in a club.

Kate Moss was supposed to be taking it easy. She’s had a spell in rehab to piece back her reputation, she’s split up from bad-boy indie weasel Pete Doherty in a bid to get her life back in order and she has even given some of her hair to her new toyboy,
an apparently clean-cut student named Jamie.

But even the most straight-laced
single mother supermodel needs to cut loose now and again and – since Kate Moss was in New York – who better to call up than absolutely not bulimic even though she kinda said she was actress Lindsay Lohan (DVDs). Lindsay and Kate decided upon an evening of quiet discussion at nightclub Scores. We could tell you what happened, but it’s easier to let The Mirror do that for us:

Kate
and Lindsay – who is rumoured to have dabbled in
drink and drugs in the past – stunned clubbers at Scores on Wednesday
night with their dirty dancing. Our spy reveals: "Kate was going wild.
And after a few songs Lindsay jumped on stage with her. They were
swinging on the pole with their arms around each other’s waists,
kissing and caressing each other, just acting like strippers. The crowd
was cheering them on the whole time. They didn’t take off any clothes,
but it was very hot."

Following their impromptu faux-lesbian pole dance, Kate Moss and Lindsay Lohan then staggered down the road, flashed their knickers at a CCTV camera, bought a kebab and ran off without paying before puking inside a taxi and having a fight with the driver. Probably.

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MOSSY LAPS IT UP – The Mirror

[story by Stuart Heritage]