Karrueche Tran is the type of girl that should wake up every morning, drive her ass to church, get down on her knees at the alter, and thank the fucking Lord that she’s so good looking, because the girl has got about as much sense in her head as my goddamn dog, who spends the majority of the day licking her own asshole and trying to eat her own shit.
I take that back, even my dog wouldn’t go back to Chris Brown, but that’s neither here nor there right now. Aside from the fact that, yes, it seems like she’s back with Chris Brown for the millionth fucking time, this past weekend Karrueche also did the stupidest thing someone on the face of this planet can do: she got on the bad side of Beyonce fans.
Karrueche got famous enough off riding Chris Brown’s curved dick to get a gig on BET’s 106 and Park, and on Sunday night, they did their annual VMAs wrap up show.
Now, in case you missed the VMAs, Beyonce fucking owned that shit. She performed for 15 minutes, brought the house down, then got presented the lifetime achievement award by Jay Z and music’s holy messiah, Blue Ivy.
Well, after the show, 106 and Park decided to do a list of “The Top Six Things Blue Ivy Thought About The VMAs”, for which Karrueche said:
‘I really did wake up like this because my parents never combed my hair.’ Sorry, Blue! I love you!
And with that, Karrueche once again stole something from Rihanna. First: Chris Brown, now: the absolute hatred of the Beyhive.
Bitch started getting so many threats that she became scared for her life, which says a lot since she goes out with Chris fucking Brown.
Karrueche claims she was just reading what was written for her and released the following statement:
Past two days have been extremely draining.. As I geared up for a big day for myself – hosting a live show.. I never expected things to turn out this way.. I apologize to any and everyone who felt offended in any way by the comments made by BET executed through me.. I would never disrespect anyone’s child in any way and anyone who knows me knows that I LOVE Beyoncé. My comments have been in complete shambles.. yes I am human too and yes I do make mistakes.. But all this negativity and death wishes are quite a lot.. Definitely a lesson learned from here forth.. Again, on behalf of MYSELF, my sincerest apologies #BeyHive
First of all, it was a stupid fucking joke for anyone to write because who makes fun of a two year old girl’s afro? And secondly, we should really knock off all the Karrueche hate because it’s pretty fucking clear that the girl is dumb as rocks and isn’t having to constantly suck Chris Brown’s wandering dick punishment enough?
Plus, let’s be real, I highly doubt Blue Ivy gives any fucks what Chris Brown’s hoe thinks of her hair.