Kaley Cucoco Thinks Her Tits Were Her Best Life Choice (Probably True)

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There are a lot of female celebrities I look at think “Now there is a girl who is making all the right life decisions.” Kaley Cuoco is not one of them. First, she took a job on the most annoying show on television (yes I know it’s super successful and she’s making dolla billz, but I can still hate it), then she dated the super creepy and weird-looking Johnny Galecki, and then she married some guy 20 minutes after she met him at an In N’ Out Burger (that’s what happened, right?).

So when Kaley told the Bible for stupid idiots, Cosmopolitan, that getting her tits done was the best decision she ever made, I didn’t really disagree. I mean, they look pretty great, right?

To be perfectly honest, until her interview I had no idea she even had implants. I used to watch her show “8 Simple Rules for Dating my Teenage Daughter” (THEY NEVER TOLD US WHAT THE RULES WERE! JOHN RITTER DIED FIRST! R.I.P) and back then she was famous for her insssssaaaaanely perfect stomach. I mean, Britney Spears in 2001 perfect. So when she got implants at 18 I guess I didn’t even notice, as I was too distracted by those crop tops they always had her in.

Anyhoo, when asked about her boob job, Kaley said:

It’s one of the best things I’ve ever done. I love them. I’m super happy. I would do it again in a heart beat.

As a petit chick with smallish boobs, I totally get the desire to get implants, and if she’s happy with them, then good for her. They look so great, I didn’t even know they were fake! But at the end of the day, is getting your tits done really something you want to say was one of the best things you’ve ever done?

I can just see Kaley on her death bed now: “I got a really great boob job, so no regrets.” Fuck, if those really were her last words I’d probably like her more.

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Comments

  1. sam says

    I love The Big Bang Theory, and personally, I love Kayle Cuoco. Just my opinion. But I didn’t know they were implants. Kind of surprised me. (don’t know why it did)

  2. jojo says

    Well it’s certainly not her face making all that money….what a butter-face!