Hey! Justin Bieber fans! Beliebers! Are you looking forward to Christmas? Are you? Have you been good this year? Are you hoping Father Christmas brings you Justin’s Christmas album to you on Christmas Day?
He won’t. He definitely won’t. Not a rat-in-an-arse’s chance kiddo!
That’s because Santa isn’t real. Yep. Big shock to us too. Who spoiled every Christmas, forever? Why, if it isn’t Bieber himself, who wants us all to know that the Yuletide period is one long sham. How appalling. Apparently, it’s all his stupid mother’s fault.
See, JB has revealed that he wasn’t ever given the chance to believe in Santa Claus as a child.
During an interview with Aol Music, Bieber says:
“My mom always told me there wasn’t a Santa.That was her logic: She thought if I grew up knowing about Santa then finding out he wasn’t real, that it would be like she was lying to me”.
Just wait ’til Bieber finds out that everyone’s been lying to him about the birth of Baby Jesus as well. He’ll be uncontrollable with rage!
Talking about his mother being a lousy parent, he said he didn’t spoil Christmas for everyone else:
“I didn’t tell my friends or ruin it for anyone – I was a good kid!”
Until now. Now you’ve told everyone you glurping twonk. Seriously. Someone oughta sock you in the mouth this Christmas for that.
All your pre-teen fans are officially jaded now. (Which is kinda good – keep up the stupid work Biebz!)
Ann says
Ironic how you blasted Bieber about Santa not existing and perpetuated the so-called damage through your article. Let’s hope children don’t see this by accident. Personally, I’d much rather they believe in God than Santa. God IS real and Santa is NOT. How many lies should we tell our children just to have them find out we’ve been lying for years? Let’s see. There’s Santa, Christmas elves, flying reindeer, the tooth fairy, the Easter bunny.. shall we go on? It would be more beneficial to rant about our children’s innocence being stolen by abuse and neglect. Or by parents who let them watch movies that scare them. Or people who try to force their values on them in the public school system.
So yes, Beiber answered a question and some kids will be distressed to find out the truth. But much better that, than the other horrible truths they’re going to find out in the world.
Mangosta says
It’s amazing how well some people can type while stupidly angry and using a head-dobber. It must have looked like Churchill the nodding dog driving over cobbles.
Sio says
Omg Ann take a xanax