Justin Bieber is a moron. A talented dude, but a total moron. He’s a jackass, he’s cocky, he’s rude, he’s immature, and he’s a big ol pansy ass. Chris Brown is also all of these things, plus a convicted criminal. Since Bieber seems to keep pushing the envelope to get his own arrest record, it comes as little surprise that he would support Brown and encourage his bullshit.
Justin Bieber decided that after giving a nice Panama City hooker “all of his semen,” that the next fun thing he wanted to do on tour down South was to do some graffiti work. And since Brown had just entered himself into rehab as a last minute “Please don’t send my virgin ass to jail!” stunt, Bieber took the opportunity to create art and make a bold statement at the same time.
Bieber probably didn’t realize that his statement was that he is a total fucking idiot, though.
Bieber was in Colombia continuing his Roids tour when he decided he wanted to show some solidarity with Chris Brown. Brown, who was arrested last weekend for punching some dude in the face for daring to breathe some of his air, checked into rehab right after he was released from jail.
While it is not confirmed if he is there for drug and alcohol related issues, he is definitely there at least for anger management. Which, as seen by numerous chairs, windows, and Rihanna’s face, Brown desperately needs. While we all know it is a total ploy to try and convince the L.A. prosecution now to go after him for violating parole, we can all only hope that maybe the rehab will actually do Brown some good and help his angry ass.
Bieber, while almost in his 20s, is still very much so a child. If things aren’t explained to him in tiny words with simple meanings, he doesn’t really get it. So it’s not a total shock that he wouldn’t understand the Brown situation, and instead feels like poor Breezy is a fellow victim being taken down by the man. To show that he gets Brown and feels his struggle, Bieber tagged some walls in Colombia with his spray can skills.
Aww how cute, Bieber’s paint by number skills are really coming along! He can almost stay in all the lines!
This is just more proof that Justin has a brain full of fucking air, and is surrounded by a bunch of “yes men.” Brown has made the first halfway decent decision about his life since he signed that big endorsement deal with Doublemint gum (do you remember that stupid song and commercial was on ALL THE TIME?), and Justin is acting like it’s a death sentence. It’s rehab in Malibu, not fucking Alcatraz. And it’s voluntary!
But of course, Bieber sees nothing wrong in his own behavior these last few months, so how could he see anyone else’s issues? Or their attempts to fix them?
Shit, Bieber. What brilliant move will you make next? A face tattoo? A DUI? Please let it be a sex tape. I haven’t seen a good comedy in ages.