If your stomach hasn’t turned from the headline alone, then well done. Justin Bieberm Miley Cyrus and Lil Twist are gearing up to release a track dedicated to the wonder of twerking.?
To be fair, using the phrase ‘hell on earth’ might be a little premature. They haven’t actually released the song yet, so as far as we know, we could be on the verge of this century’s Bohemian Rhapsody. Somehow I doubt it.
The song was announced via Lil Twist’s twitter account, when he tweeted:
“#TWERK! “Cause somewhere in America Miley Cyrus is still twerkin”…Go Find It!! #BadDecisions #WildKidz #YMCMB !”
It’s strange. Those are real words but they don’t make sense in that order. The ‘somewhere in America’ bit is a reference to the song ?’Somewhere In America’ on Jay-Z’s new album where he says what the rest of the world is thinking and basically tells Miley to sit the fuck down and stop shaking her ass.
In case you were wondering, Lil Twist is the rapper that seems to be permanently stuck on Justin Bieber’s hip but doesn’t seem to do much else. He was also accused of being behind the wheel of Justin’s Ferrari when it was roaring around his gated community and generally being a nuisance.
The photo on the cover art seems to be taken from the video that Miley posted a few months ago which marked the beginning of the worst dance craze since ‘Harlem Shake’, where she convulsed along to ‘Wop’ by J.Dash. Yeah, me neither.
Oh, and she’s also wearing a unicorn onesie, like the totally crazy and individual snowflake that she is. Just take a moment to imagine the music video for what is sure to be this abomination of a song.
Justin Bieber in a drop-crotch baby-gro being grinded against by Miley in fishnet hotpants. I can almost smell the outrage from the Parent’s Television Council.
emma says
you have a spelling mistake in your lead in paragraph. (Justin Bieberm)