Good on you Hollywood. You could have just done a remake of The Karate Kid, but that wouldn’t be awful enough.
Oh no. You had to let Will Smith‘s son be in it. But that wouldn’t have been awful enough either, would it? So you had to let Justin Bieber do the theme-tune, didn’t you? But then even that wouldn’t have quite been awful enough either, would it? That’s why you had to let Will Smith’s son do a rap in it.
That’s right – the Jaden Smith-starring Karate Kid remake has a Justin Bieber theme-tune that Jaden Smith raps on. And we’ve got the video to this Justin Bieber/ Jaden Smith catastrophe, entitled Never Say Never, after the jump. Proceed with maximum caution…
Before we start, here’s the video to Never Say Never, by Justin Bieber and Jaden Smith. Watch it, why don’t you:
Now don’t pretend that you actually watched that all the way through – after all, it’s a Justin Bieber song that features the rapping talents of Will Smith’s son and has been released to promote a drastically unnecessary remake of The Karate Kid. It’s OK. We don’t blame you. But luckily we’ve broken the video down for you. Thank us later.
Never Say Never scene 1
As you can see here, the Never Say Never video has been given the theme of The First Season Of The Wire Acted Out By Infant Lesbians.
Never Say Never scene 2
We were originally going to base this piece on the stupidest faces that Justin Bieber pulled throughout the duration of the video. However, it appears that he’s had the ability to express emotions with his face bred out of him. So hopefully this will do. Sorry.
Never Say Never scene 3
Jaden Smith is 11 years old, so try not to hate him too much for doing this. Let’s make a deal – we’ll come back in five years and if Jayden Smith is still doing the same repugnant smug collar flick thing, then we can hate him, OK?
Never Say Never scene 4
No, Jackie Chan! We said you can start hating him in five years! Don’t snap his spine in half now! You terrible man!
Never Say Never scene 5
The five-year plan still stands, even though Jaden Smith is clearly pushing his luck by doing the Arsehole Fingerpoint move here. He’s young. He doesn’t know any better. Keep telling yourself that.
Never Say Never scene 6
In case you don’t understand the language, this is the Chinese symbol for ‘Hurry up and stop singing because you’re giving me a real fucking headache here’. Jackie Chan can be a real bastard sometimes, you know.
Never Say Never scene 7
And here, at the close of the video, Justin Bieber realises that he’s been comprehensively out-obnoxioused by Jaden Smith over the course of his own music video, and does a karate kick to compensate. Fortunately it works. Obnoxiousness restored.
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Joe Momma says
I can only say thanks to work blocking videos on the interent. I would have convulsed if I actually saw it. The stills were revolting enough.
stella says
This is so sickening, two baby girls playing adults! Their parents are children exploiters. What’s really horrible is that Will Smith has more children I heard.
Buuhhh..... says
As Porky Pig would say – ‘Bieber bieber bieber… That’s all folks!’
Sharman Hauserman says
Finally, proof positive there is no talent or new ideas in Hollywood.Just because your Dad made a few acceptable movies and your mom is on a smarmy TV show doesn’t equal personal talent. And why is this basically white bread, silver spoon child trying to mutilate the enunciation of the English language like some street punk? Will you should be ashamed!
WashingtonDCStyle says
Wow !!!! You people are really hating on these children who have talent! Are you on TV or the radio doing it, or have done it, or trying to do it !!!! As far as the person who wrote this “Stuart Heritage” you might want to find better things that you can focus on or know a little more about, or go sit in a corner somewhere and work it on out! BTW Will Smith has talent, and is a very smart person as well. Either way he would have been rich. Will grew up in my hometown and went to my high school so I do know for a fact what I am talking about, so please please stop hating…..
Leanne says
I hope the Never Say Never flick comes out before Christmas time. I could enjoy it with my sis who is returning home for the holidays.
mizzthang says
u r a bitch for saying that i happen to love jaden smith he is the best and right about now i wish i can snap your neck that was not nice to say that stuff about himwhat did he ever do to your stankin ass so u need to shut up who ever u are bbbiiitttccchhh. have a nice day
ps.i am not a big fan of justin beiber so ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha so u can suck but:)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
mizzthang says
u are so stupied yes he has more kids willow and one more if u were not so stupied u whould what willow smith his little girl made a music viedo called (i whip my hair ) so ha ha ha ha and shut up gosh
mizzthang says
u need to shut up u old bag
mizzthang says
who ever does not like jaden smith on this website u are a big pice of shit o and by the way i am 11years old so u all can kiss my ass and i love the music viedo and i hate justin bieber ha ha ha ha ha ha
mizzthang says
o and he can probley dance better than u all any how so stop hating on him and they r friends if u look on u tub and ask qustons u whould know that they are friends so ha.
mizzthang says
i argee with what washingtonsdcstyle has to say hu are cool
mizzthang says
o and the smug coller flick thing that they were talking about is called pop my coller and u must be relly old because all the young people like me are doing it. so dont hate that when jaden smith dose it he looks good and u dont when u try to do it so ha
if jaden smith is looking at this i want u to know your rap gos so hard