Justin Bieber may be so small that his collective flesh barely covers a recently unified egg and sperm, but that isn’t stopping him from plastering his skin with ropey tattoos. The kid has barely formed bones stiff enough to stand in a playpen with, yet he’s determined to look like the jigsaw man from The X Files.
Yes, we understand that 100% of Beliebers won’t understand a cultural reference from a vastly overrated, but popular ’90s sci-fi drama.
Where were we? Oh yes. Bieber has added to his already paltry collection of tattoos… and it is another one that he’s copied from his dad. What a loser.
Of course, the news was filled with Bieber’s second tattoo – a Swastika on the inside of his bottom lip… wait… no… that’s not it… he got Jesus’ name in Hebrew on his tit or something. Now, he’s got another.
While on his jollies in Hawaii with Selena Gomez (presumably still getting death threats from simpletons with Hello Kitty binders with the eyes scratched out), he showed off his latest inkery.
For some inexcusable reason, he’s got the large black outline of a star,? identical to one his father Jeremy has, on his elbow.
This is the second tattoo he’s copied from his dad. The first? Unbelievably, it’s a tattoo of a seagull which he got for his 16th birthday.
His uncle has the same one.
Honestly. What a douche. What a complete lack of spirited rebellion. Next, he’ll be kissing his mother with tongues or something.
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Dylan Edwards says
Are you absolutely mad? The kid idolises his father. You people need to give the guy a break and stop judging everything he does.
joemomma says
All tattoos look like bad clip art. Really, go Google ‘clip art’ and see what you get. Now print it out on your printer and take it to your local hepatitis shop and get inked up. Aren’t you cool?
Hannah says
LMAO! I think it’s funny how you’re talking bad about him, yet you went out of your way to do a whole article about him. You’re cool. You’re probably some 80 year old troll who has nothing else better to do than make lame, pointless articles about people you HATE so dearly who you’ve NEVER talked to in your ENTIRE life. He hasn’t given anyone a reason to hate him, so obviously you’re making up this hate out of your own self pity. :)
Cookie Monster says
If hep is his aim, all that he need do is embrace Tommy Lee’s manhood in a fashion similar to Pam Anderson. Mind you, Biebs would have to jump a bit, or throw himself from a shelf, to properly position himself at the business end of a member that probably has a good six inches and ten pounds on him.
Let that mental image settle-in, people.
I don't mind says
I don’t mind the tattoo. My issue is the fact that bratbieber breathes. If I was his dad I’d have a hard task NOT punching his mother straight in the face every time the brat opened his whiny mouth.
Old Jamaica says
That’s some impressive misogyny right there
Cookie Monster says
Holy fuck, did you ever just nail Mof. I mean, you, like, totally captured the entire essence of his motivation, occupation, and, ya know, stuff, completely. Not only did you put your thumb (recently unplunked from yer bumb) on him, but you also, like, tOts burned him. I mean, Mof entirely hates his self pity, which comes from his dear bumb. He hates it so much that he, like, totally doesn’t, like, like it, you know? Ending on a smiley face too; I says, hats-off to Hannah.