Action Man dicked amniotic super-foetus Justin Bieber may have to go to big man’s court after getting in hot water (presumably not tested with an adult elbow first) after someone claimed that he owes them money for his obviously dreadful track One Less Lonely Girl.
Sadly, it isn’t clear whether Bieber has formed a human brain capable of dealing with the notion of ‘money’ yet. It’s alleged that Bieber ate his first royalty check before sneezing a spaghetti hoop out of his nostril.
Anyway, the wonderfully monickered Vance Tate and Thomas Oliveria (also known as A-Nus A-Rex) are going after him with bits of paper with legal words written on and a promise to give him a Chinese Burn and take away his blankie.
The pair are reportedly claiming that the track which featured on Justin’s debut album was originally created by them for R&B singer Noel Gourdin in 2009.
However, the track appeared on Bieber’s LP and was credited as a collab between Usher, Shin, Hamilton and two others (or, as they’re known elsewhere, The Five Horsemen of the Apocalypse).
Who would have ever thought that the music industry was a puke-laden pit of vapid, dead-eyed, ruthless shills?
A-Rex now want 10% of the songs publishing royalties, which they estimate to be in the region of around $200,000.
Meanwhile, Justin’s representatives are preparing their case with the angle of “Look. You’re making baby cry. How could you?”
MTV is reporting that the pair are also seeking damages for breach of contract, fraud, conversion, and copyright infringement which isn’t even vaguely interesting.
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Cookie Monster says
I read this while squinting and I gather that Vance Taint and Thumbup Oloveria are accusing the J-to-the-Bibs of being a filthy bum burglar. Then there’s some stuff about breaching contraceptives, perversion, and infringement. Meh, I couldn’t be bothered checking the details… but I gather that the J-Bibs is entirely into other young boys now that he’s hit puberty. I did not see that coming.