Wearisome warbler and world-wide figure of fun, Justin Bieber has announced to universal dead-eyed apathy that he might consider having his barnet trimmed.
He's actually announced that. In a real interview with WWD.com. The horrible horrible little man-child.
In the apparent belief that any sentient being in the cosmos gives a flying toss, the singing troll however calmed non-existent panic by assuring us that ?I know now isn't the right time. Maybe for the next album?, revealing a startling lack of insight into what marketing an album actually entails.
We don't know what has prompted this re-think regarding his ridiculous mop, but perhaps it is the accusations (from us, mainly) that he looks like a thirteen-year old lesbian.
So how does the preening troglodyte intend to make himself look ?not-quite so? transsexual?
?I was thinking of shaving it off.?
Brilliant. Because that?ll make him look less like a lesbian hipster.
In further evidence of his misguided sense of worth, Bieber has also announced that he will be releasing his own ‘signature scent’.
As the ‘signature scent’ of ALL sixteen-year old boys is of ?Lynx and stale semen? we're sure that one will fly off the shelves.
It won't be sold in bottles, but as wrist-bands.
Spunk-hand anyone?
Sam Alford says
Yea, so what’s the deal, I counted 16 wiseass remarks there, are you just bitter about having to write about a pop star? I don’t hate or support Justin Bieber, I don’t care either way, but this is just petty and should be embarrassing to you rather than something to be proud of. Jesus find something else to write about if a successful kid pisses you off that much
JoeMomma says
Are you like the old guy from Family Guy chasing after Chris?
JAy says
i have justin bieber hair cut