Justin Bieber has decided to show us all just how disgustingly wealthy he is by forking out $25,000 on a necklace. That’s right, a necklace. That’s many years of your benefits money, gone, just like that.
So what is this necklace like? It must be pretty good to be worth so many banknotes, right?
Well, proving that money can’t buy taste, the foetal hitmaker has got himself a piece of jewellery which is based on animated Family Guy talking baby Stewie Griffin, featuring 12 carats of rubies and diamonds. Not only that, but the mug designed it as well. You’d think for $25k, you wouldn’t have to do a thing for it! But no, this is a simpleton we’re talking about here.
Of course, there are many similarities between Bieber and Stewie. Both can talk like real humans, despite their age… and the biggest similarity is that, despite being repugnant, odious little shitehawks, they’ve still managed to become immensely popular around the world.
Apparently, this tacky garment was made by Beverley Hills jeweller Jason Arasheben, who help to realise Bieber’s brainchild. It appears that Bieber:
‘had a specific vision for how he wanted it to look’.
Is anyone else getting a flashing neon light in their mind’s eye saying “gaudy”?
That’s not the only vanity addition to Bieber’s life this week. He’s also revealed a new tattoo below his left, hairless armpit.
Hilariously, it says ‘Yeshua’, which is the Hebrew spelling of Jesus. Hilarious why? Because Jesus quite obviously doesn’t exist. He may as well get a tattoo of Ronald McDonald.
Preferably on his face.
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Isabel says
This is one of the most offensive things I have ever read.
Not only are you insulting my religion of Catholicism but you are also saying the most idiotic things about Justin.
Grow up and realize, just because you don’t like something doesn’t mean you have to go shoving it down peoples throats.
Mark says
The guy that wrote this article is showing what an absoulute idiot he is . For crying out loud people are starving and he braggs up some dumb kids selfish extravagence, This is just pure Crap!
Wembley Fraggle says
Mark is right! I demand more stories about the starving masses on this site! I also demand action film reviews on the Amnesty website, learned political discourse on B3ta and hardcore bestial pornography on familyradio.com.
Pat Donaghue says
Hi there Mark.
I don’t usually comment on funny little articles but I enjoyed your comment so much that I thought I’d drop one in.
Just a couple of points, nothing major.
Firstly, you were clearly so incensed by Mr. Gimmers’ assessment of young Justin Bieber to realise that you spelt some words wrong. We’ve all been in the heat of the moment before, I can forgive that.
Secondly, your point is cyclic to the point that it makes itself redundant which is something I’d really like to congratulate you on. You see, people are starving in the world- you’re right- making spending $25,000 on a ruby-encrusted necklace of a cartoon character seem extravagant to the point of ridicule (which is what the writer did). I’m not suggesting for a second that Justin Bieber shouldn’t be allowed to spend his money on just exactly whatever the hell he wants but I don’t think it’s sensible to drag up the ‘people starving’ argument in this situation.
Thirdly, I don’t know if you referenced the ‘About’ section of this website in your argument or not but this is a site for gossip and reaction to celebrity stories. Thus rendering this story, in the context of this website, newsworthy. I fear in your haste to use the internet, you may have got lost on your way to the website of one of the world’s many charitable organisations so here is a link to one. http://www.worldvision.org.uk
Perhaps you should donate something to make yourself feel less silly.
JoeMomma says
I figure Bieber identifies with Stewie’s questions about his own sexuality.
Cookie Monster says
At which point did a website become capable of “shoving it down peoples throats”? Please explain how that is possible, for I am very curious.
It’s a good thing that Catholics the world over, and throughout history, have never shoved anything into an unwilling throat, else you might experience a loss of credibility.
Cookie Monster says
Mr. Donaghue, I bow to you, sir.
Mark, were your comment phrased as a question, the answer would be a slap on the back of your head.
Mof gimmers is gay says
You are a fucking ass hole saying that Jesus doesnt exist! You are headed straight to hell, as you deserve it.
That is hilarious says
Was the whole “shoving things down peoples throats” reference in conjuction with the Catholic church deliberate or not? If so, brilliant, if not even funnier. Considering current events and those documented in history, rather poor choice of words wouldn’t you say. And where oh where is the outrage for bratbeiber and his disrespect of jesus by tattooing him under his armpit? Any good christian knows it’s always on the shlong.
Freddy G says
No @Mof gimmers is gay, he is a troll. He knows his writing is crap and lacks any measurable talent so the best way to generate comments is to insert an inflammatory of topic remark at the end of his, “story”. By picking on such an easy target he is showing an obvious lack of originality and is half-assing his work like normal. I assume that you think what he said is funny also so you are inserting the common tag-team approach to trolling. One person is a jerk and another person comes in and lights them up. The catch is that the second person always reinforces the negative stereotype of the original target. For instance, a huge knock on religious individuals is that they are hypocrites and judgmental. You have that covered nicely. I happen to know “real” atheists and it is hilarious how pissed off they are at the internet variety for being such douchebags and giving them a bad name. Rock on MG.
karen says
has anybody stopped to consider that the dumbest thing about justin beibers tattoo of the word jesus is that the bible strictly forbids tatooing
Lilly 21 says
Ok i know this article is old but what drew my eye was not that fact it was insulting Justin Bieber because in all truths it does not look like something worth that amount of money but when it comes down it what he spends his money is no ones business but his own. However i do agree the tattoo was not needed but again it’s his body i am nethier a fan nor a hater he does not enter my mind at any time to hate him.
But what annoyed me about this article is he is a 17 year old boy not yet an adult and i would want to know if my children were being spoke abut in this manner and my home may not be realigious but in the sense that i believe people should have there own freedome to think and believe what they choose no one should say that God is not real there is no proof but if it is peples light at the end of a dark tunnel let them have it. Sorry to say guys but if some of you are adults you have to talk a long hard look in the mirror before you pick on a child and if any you are teenagers think how you would feel if you read this about your self. I think the only advice i can give yu guys – who are picking on a child- is a two word sentence is GROW UP. You do not know him personally so until you meet him in the flesh and is he is rude or has an attitude them mabey you can say he is a spolit brat or he could be the most sweetest kid around but you don’t know so i think it’s time to think about what it makes you to pick on a child because he is a minor.