Oh, not really. Justin Bieber wasn’t arrested for his stupid haircut. He was arrested for his annoying voice.
Oh, not really. Justin Bieber wasn’t arrested for his annoying voice. He was arrested for his ridiculous shaved-chipmunk face. Oh, not really. Justin Bieber wasn’t arrested for his ridiculous shaved-chipmunk face. He was arrested for beating a woman to death with a hammer and then stealing her money to fund his heroin addiction.
Oh, not really. Justin Bieber wasn’t arrested for beating a woman to death with a hammer and then stealing her money to fund his heroin addiction. He wasn’t even arrested. He just pretended that he was for an episode of CSI, and then took a picture of it, and now that counts as news. Oh, shut up.
This is a truly sad day, people. It’s Justin Bieber. He isn’t just that irritating three-year-old with a Pete Beale haircut and a CD full of songs about text messaging and Nando’s any more. No, Justin Bieber is an actor now as well.
Really, he is. At some point in the horrifyingly near future, Justin Bieber will be appearing on CSI as an at-risk youth who kills someone or get killed or stares at a spore for eight hours or whatever the hell it is that happens on CSI. Obviously this is the precursor to a long and varied screen career that will culminate in a bit part in a low-budget direct-to-DVD turkey about zombie swamp monsters, but everyone has to start somewhere.
Before we’ve even had a chance to assess Justin Bieber’s acting ability, though, he’s decided to post a photo of himself in costume onto Twitter, along with a message saying:
I told you I was a BAD MAN!!
Some quick points:
1) No you didn’t.
2) Even if you did, it still wouldn’t make you a bad man. You’re about four years old – at best you’re a bad toddler. And ‘bad’ doesn’t seem like the right adjective either – how about ‘unsatisfactory’? Yes, that’s better. You’re an unsatisfactory toddler.
3) So shut up.
Still, anyone interested in the Justin Bieber CSI episode will have to hold in their excitement until September. But it’ll be worth waiting for – if that photo is any indication, then the show will be about him getting anally molested by an obese slaphead in some dodgy-looking Elvis shades. We don’t know about you, but we wouldn’t miss that for the world.
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this is all a lie u guys are just a bunch of losers and u need to get a life stop wasting youre time
u are right girl keep I think u knoe who i am because me and you are best friends
u guy’s are just need to stop this stuff u guy’s don’t know what realy happen because u guys are jelouse
He was arrested for impersonating a male teenager — badly.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1I can,t hardly even belief the dirt which that is opening from the Beeber Babys which it is to say that a person(? called) cc is calling the owner of this weblogs a jelouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 and a losers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 well let me tell you that Stuart Heritage is the owner and he is the most best man you can,t meat and that is facts so take your petty and your jelouse and your mean and just destroy them (your petty and your jelouse and your mean)
Are all Bieber fans illiterate cc or is it just you?
You people need to leave him alone. You don’t know him for all you know he could be a bad man. Get a life.
stop saying bad things about him i don’t get it if you have no intrest in justin then stop acting like you love him but won’t show it because your using your time on him your stupid
i loveeeee justin bieber!!!!!!!
f-ck u stuart
swap the first two letters when you turn 18.
justin bieber is the best person ever and you people that are saying that he has a wierd haircut or squeeky voice back off cuz you are just a bunch of lowlifes!!! if you want to respond to what i have just said comment me on my weeworld acount wich is justinbiebersdiamond123 or my mocospace acount wich is altimatejustinbieber!!!!! i am his #1 fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!I AM HIS #1 FAN!!!!!!!!!!!
weeworld? how about poo-poo land?
It’s pathetic you’re a grown man making fun of a sixteen year old boy. You’re jealous he’s more successful than you. Oh wait… Who wouldn’t want to write entertainment for a sketchy website? You’ve got it made, asshole.
i love u justin your so sexy
stop saying he has a bad voice and his haircut is not stupid u kno wats stupid u. i saw on news that boys wanted to get his hair cut and it costs like $50 everyone loves his hair his super soft hair that i got 2 touch 4 only like 2 seconds but anyway u do like his hair your just a jelous person hahaha F*ck u
HEY DON’T SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT HIS HOT SOFT SEXY GORGEOUS SHINY SOFT PRETTY TO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD HAIR JUSTIN ROCKS U R JELOUS AND U KNOW ITTTT!!!!!!!
omg I can’t wait till hes gonna b on tv woooo hoooo! I NEED 2 watch it!!!! <3 u biebs!
I AM SO SAD PPL ARE SO MEAN TO HIM JUSTIN DON’T LISTEN MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE PPL LOVE YOU THAN HATE YOU! my baby!!
JUSTIN BIEBER IS SOO SWWWWWWWWWETE HOW CAN U GUYS TREAT HIM LIKE THET HE WOULD NOT HIT A GIRL AT ALL LIIIEYERS OK HE MY HUSBON
Spot… freaking… ON! He’s a hiiiighly over-rated, completely phony arrogant douche w/ a sickening sense of entitlement.
Jesse McCartney and Aaron Carter from the 1990′s. Sound familiar? Thought not. That’s because you IDIOTIC mindless ‘tweens who are obsessed w/ this freak Justine Beaver are TOO YOUNG to have heard of them. Yeah. They were popular — (((HUGELY))) popular — in the 1990′s (and mid-1990′s at that!). Guess where they are now? NOWHERE. Because they’re washed-up _losers_ now. Yep, once the flavour-of-the-month, now has-beens. Justin Bieber, THIS is _your_ future! So you pathetic teen girls fans and male pedophiles over the age of 18, this kid is going nooooooooowhere in his “career”. hahahaha Couldn’t happen to a MORE _deserving_ little a-hole, if you ask me. But I wish him well.
http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/Justin_Bieber/
he wasnt aressted for shit ya dumb asses .
let me tell yuo justin its not funny to be fakly aressted i used to love yo but gess what i dont anymore so you can tell the world that i hate your for being stupid now i can even look at your face beause of what you did realie cheak STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You kids are all fucking tools. I hope someone kills Justin Bieber so I don’t have to hear 12 year old girls scream every time they hear his voice.
I’m not dissing Justin Bieber, I’m just sick of all these little annoying pre-teen girls making such a big deal out of a pop-star who will disappear as soon as he goes through puberty.
dont hate on justin.at least hes making something out of himself,whether you like his music or not fucking keep your thoughts to yourself.dont be a jealous old man picking on a “toddler” like seriously.take yourself out of highschool&place yourself in the real world honey.play nice like a big boy would.or at least shut the fuck up.
JUSTIN BIEBER IS A SWEET BOY K KK
@ Brooke…you say ” whether you like his music or not fucking keep your thoughts to yourself” I say “soo why are you commenting then?”
…you say “at least hes making something out of himself” I say “It’s not him, others do it for him, he only has to sing and be on TV. Like is upcoming movie, seriously he’s like 13, how can this be interesting.”
…you say “dont be a jealous old man picking on a toddler” I say “We can think for ourselves unlike you who only loves what you see on TV and is therefore the hype of the moment”
..you say “shut the fuck up” I say “freedom of speech”
comments like the ones left here make me happy that –
1) I am not a pre-teen girl, whose pockets are being emptied by this odious little creep.
and
2) I am literate.
IS IT TRUE DAT JUSTIN IS A 51 YEARS OLD GUY HMMMM………………………………………………………..
Oh god… all these posts just CAN’T be legitimate… can they? Are all you little teen girls really that stupid? I find it hilarious that all the coherent posts with even a hint of respect for the English language are the ones expressing distaste for this little sack of sh*t. When you get older you’ll realize how naive you were… or not.
Hey, i don’t particurly like jb (justin bieber) i am not his fan!
:D
but that just made me lol!!!!!!!!!! xxx
i hate jb in many ways but whatta know?
and in many ways he is stupid, he is sick!
he doesn’t know what Germany is for gods sake, my 5 yr old bro knows!