If Jude Law really loved us, like he said he did in that dream we had, then he’d know how crushed we are that he’s been spotted running around with Lily Cole.
The nerve.
It’s only been a matter of? days?since he split with Sienna Miller for the 322nd time and does he seem remotely bothered? Heartbroken perhaps? DOES HE CARE ABOUT ANYONE? WELL DOES HE?!
Nope, it seems that perhaps only a broken penis?or the obliteration of the entire female population?will stop this?uncaring?sex machine from pumping everything that moves.
Known for his face licking skills at London nightclubs, Law decided not to change the habit of a lifetime and was spotted kissing Lily Cole and probably making honking noises with her boobs in between martinis at The Box club in London.
A nosey parker said:
‘Jude and Lily were at a table kissing and being very flirtatious.? It was clear they were very comfortable with each other’
By ‘comfortable with’, we’re assuming they mean ‘horny for’.
The couple had apparently secretly dated?in 2008?but we’re not one for idle gossip so we don’t know what went on.
However, SHE WAS SPOTTED COMING OUT OF HIS FLAT ONE MORNING SO THEY MUST HAVE BEEN AT IT ALL BLOODY?NIGHT!!!!
Ahem.
Anyway, if Jude can’t keep it in his trousers for more than 30 seconds and wants to date women far, FAR too young for him, who are we to judge?
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EssBen says
I would so get my Kirk uniform dry cleaned to have a go at Spocking Lilly, with her shmexy red hair and alien face LLAP!
/fap
Kacey says
OMG. What is he thinking. I mean I don’t hate Lily Cole but she has the weirdest looking head. I’m being serious, why is her face like that?