JLS fans haven't been very kind to us of late. Apparently they don't like the fact that we inferred that their favourite band mimed some bad words and threw one of those showbiz hissy fit things at T4 On The Beach, which they TOTALLY did.
Naturally being the reasonable and thoughtful people we are, we thought we?d take another shot at them.
This time over the fact they've admitted they can't sing.
According to the boys, they're part of a ?new school generation? of pop musicians and that:
?stuff like music effects, auto tune and sampling is part of that.”
Which is a fancy way of saying that they can't carry much of a tune so need some geek sitting behind a mixing desk to make their special brand of new school, soulless, corporate RnB even vaguely tolerable.
This revelation will come as a surprise to the legions of JLS fans out there. But it's not their fault, after all, they were most likely conceived to the sounds of Milli Vanilli, that sort of upbringing has to bring with it a genetic predisposition to fabricated, radio friendly tunes.
Naturally we here at the hecklerspray bedsit imagine that this means that we shall be receiving our well-deserved apologies from each and every JLS fan who took the time to call us shits or, even worse, journalists in both the comments section of our T4 on the Beach article or on Twitter.
Don't worry kids, one day you\’ll discover a band that like you for you. We know the thought of Aston, Marvin, Simon and Theodore pulling the wool over your eyes in such a horrific way will probably scar you for life. But, to be honest, you deserve it.
Now grow up, stop crying and start listening to some real music.
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