A mere month ago, Nicki Minaj blessed us with the music video, “Ananconda”, which featured her fake (yet full) booty on full display in all it’s glory. After watching the video, I was like: Goddamn, no video will satisfy my love of ass quite like this one, but last night something wonderful and magical happened: Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azaela released the video for their song “Booty”.
Aside from the fact that the song “Booty” is far less irritating than “Anaconda”, it also features some amazing close-ups of two of the best natural asses in the biz. JLo is legit old enough to be Iggy’s mom, but that doesn’t mean she’s lost in. In fact, as far as I’m concerned, this is the best JLo has ever looked. Sorry, Nicki Minaj, but the original queen of ass is back in town.
Before I even begin to discuss how JLo and Iggy have taken me to ass heaven, the rest of you poor souls who may not have watched it 30,000 times already need to watch the video ASAP:
Okay, yeah, with Iggy being 23 and JLo being 45, some parts of the video are kind of like watching a mother and daughter weird stripper duo, but, like, a really hot mother/daughter weird stripper video with insanely perfect butts.
I’ve been doing squats and lunges for a while now, and I’ve been feeling pretty great about my butt, but then I saw this video and was like “Well, fuck my life”, because I will never have a butt this good.
I honestly have no idea if I even like this song or if I’m just really into the video. I mean, JLo has never had great vocals and Iggy’s voice is kind of starting to get on my nerves, but it’s kind of like when Beyonc? and Lady Gaga released the video for “Telephone”. I hated that song, then they released the video and I thought it was awesome and that they both looked amazeballs and then suddenly I loved the song.
Or like how I hated the songs “Battlefield” by Jordin Sparks and “Bleeding Love” by Leona Lewis, then So You Think You Can Dance? use them for wicked awesome dance routines and I was like “Bam! Those songs are jams!”
Do I like the song? Maybe. Does it matter? No. Because even if I fucking hated it I’d still listen to it just to watch and enjoy this asstastic video.
To quote Ice Cube and Chris Tucker:
cj says
Its =possessive
It’s =contraction for, “it is”
simon says
iggy ass wooow what ass
Michele says
EXACTLY! Telephone one of the few videos on my ipod …don’t forget Shakira and Beyonce duet. This is steamy stuff and ripe for a routine on sytycd – nappytabs alert.
fb says
Just curious who found proof Iggy’s butt is real. Last I heard its just as fake as minajs but she didn’t go as big so that makes it natural? I’m confused.