The older she gets, two things becoming incredibly apparent about Jennifer Lopez: 1) She is a fine wine who just gets better with age, and 2) She is destined to be the next Elizabeth Taylor. Homegirl collects engagement rings the way Khloe Kardashian collects NBA locker room passes.
J.Lo’s newest boy toy is Alex Rodriguez, also known as A.Rod, so just from nicknames alone these two were clearly meant for each other. These two have been dating since I came back from the bathroom five minutes ago, but apparently they’re already talking marriage, because of course, it’s J.Lo!
Before I continue, don’t these two give you total Bennifer circa like 2003 vibes? Back when J.Lo was picking all of Ben Affleck’s clothes and making him spray tan? It’s kind of creepy.
After an insanely short courtship, J.Lo and A.Rod have already met each other’s families and, according to sources, are already discussing taking the next step.
The source says:
They’ve been talking about their future and marriage has come up.
Nothing about this is overly shocking, because I assume Jennifer Lopez starts all of her first dates with: ‘Just so you know, the topic of marriage will come up. Also, you will never wear that ugly ass coat in my presence again.’
If Alex does eventually pop the question, that will bring Jennifer’s engagement ring total to five. Three actual husbands, one almost husband with Ben Affleck, and now this one from A.Rod. I don’t know what’s crazier, having five engagement rings, or the fact that any one of her engagement rings could probably pay off all my debt.
Seriously, just one of Jennifer Lopez’s plethora of engagement rings would completely change my life. I hope you’re reading this, J.Lo, you greedy bitch. Pawn one of those rings and hook a sister up!