I, like most of the rest of the world, am pretty sick and tired of hearing about Kim Kardashians Silly Putty-looking ass.??Even though it has been quite a few days, those damn naked photos of her?are still all over the?place, and finally someone is taking a stand against the uproar.
Sir Mix-a-Lot, the man who made rapping about asses cool for multiple generations, has come out and let the world know that Kim’s ass is the not the end all be all of asses.? In fact, his most famous tune was actually written about another bottom gifted celebrity, one who probably hasn’t gotten 2000 ccs of silicone injected into her body.
Oh, “Baby Got Back.”? One of those songs I heard at my 8th grade dance, my senior prom, multiple weddings, and pretty much every single time I have ever been dragged to karaoke night.? It’s practically a part of my life.?? Sir Mix-a-Lot’s track about being little in the middle but having much back is one of those songs, like “The Locomotion” and “Who Let The Dogs Out?” that will never go away.? It’s so bad, it’s good.? The song also paved the way for the end of heroin chic, and the appreciation of a little meat on a lady’s bones.
Kim Kardashians ass is her biggest asset, which all know this.? And her taking her panties off for yet ANOTHER magazine shows that Kim herself knows it too, no matter how much she tries to pretend she has matured to a state beyond a booty-centric career. Now what I love, is in the center of all this hoopla over Kim’s ass, the “Is it real?!”s, and the many men acting like Kardashian’s ass is the pinnacle of tushes, Sir Mix-a-Lot manages to shade shade shade in the most backhanded way.
While chatting it up the other day, Lot decided to admit that while he can appreciate Kim’s trunk, that he doesn’t feel it’s really?the best ass out there.? Wanting to give credit where credit was due, he?finally let the cat out of the bag on who inspired him to write “Baby Got Back.”? In the second biggest mystery of the music world after who Carole King did write that song about, Lot revealed that the ass that lead him to a lifetime of royalty checks is actually someone famous.? Need a hint?
Dun dun dun, that’s right bitches.? The muse of asses is none other than the queen of pretending to still be from the block, Jennifer Lopez.
Apparently, Sir Mix-a-Lot met Jennifer when she was still just a lowly Fly Girl on In Living Color, and was so taken with her derriere that he penned the tune in honor of her.? Talk about making a good first impression.
Well, I for one agree with Lot that Lopez’s ass > Kardashian’s ass any day of the week.? And Jennifer also doesn’t plaster her saggy curtains all over the damn internet, so kudos to her on that too.
Martin K says
Her career was always going to come to this. Once a female celebrity with a very limited supply of talented gets over 40, she’ll do anything. Pretty soon, I’m almost certain she’ll do full frontal nudity in a not-so-good movie.
And women claim men are the scourge of this world!
arnold needham says
WTH are saggy curtains? Do I really want to know?