Jennifer Aniston Topless Kerfuffle
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It’s one thing to see pictures of Jennifer Aniston topless in GQ magazine, but don’t think for one second it means you can take pictures of Jennifer Aniston topless in secret from a mile away.
A cheeky member of the paparazzi is said to have taken some sneaky snaps of a topless Aniston recently, and Aniston’s lawyer has promised that all kinds of awful things will happen if the tit pics ever see the light of day.
We should have seen this one coming. Just a few months ago, Jennifer Aniston (DVDs) was a pitiful empty shell who seemed to spend all her time screaming her sorrows at the sea following her split with Brad Pitt. But then GQ magazine decided that Jennifer was, in fact, the man of the year. Couple this with a nice shot of Jennifer Aniston topless – save for a well-placed arm – on the cover of the magazine and a starring role in sexy-but-a-bit-shit-looking movie Derailed and – pow – instant career rehabilitation was hers.
But now Jennifer is legitimately famous for something other than being sad, she’s become fair game for the paparazzi again. According to TheSmokingGun.com, snapper Peter Brant apparently took a few cheeky pictures of a not entirely covered-up Jennifer Aniston in her LA home. He then reportedly e-mailed the topless photos of Jennifer Aniston to celebrity magazine editors, pleading:
"PLEASE KEEP THESE PICTURES TO YOUR SELF…THEY MUST NOT FIND THERE WAY TO THE INTERNET!!!!"
Wow, with grammar and punctuation like that, we think that Brant might just be a secret hecklerspray commenter.
Anyway, when Jennifer Aniston found out that people had been photographing her topless in a non-approved, non-Man Of The Year way, she got onto her lawyer John Lavely who apparently sent a warning letter to magazines thinking about printing these pictures the lovely Aniston. Topless.
According to TheSmokingGun.com:
In a blistering letter sent to celebrity magazines, attorney John Lavely wrote that the publication of photographs "showing [Aniston] topless or in the act of taking off or putting on her top" would expose those titles to "substantial monetary damages." In his December 3 letter, Lavely wrote that the topless photos were taken by paparazzo Peter Brandt, who allegedly used a "powerful telephoto lens" from a perch more than a mile away from Aniston’s home.
It adds that Jennifer suffered from the following when she realised that she’d been snapped:
"Shame, mortification, hurt feelings, emotional distress, anger, embarrassment, humiliation, feeling of being violated, and injury to her privacy and peace of mind."
All of which, by the way, are emotions you’ll also be able to see displayed on Jennifer Aniston’s face in her sexy (but a bit shit-looking) new thriller Derailed. But there’s one thing you’ll never see – on film, in a magazine, on the internet or in real life with your creepy eyes – Jennifer Aniston topless.
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Read more:
Aniston Warns Over Topless Photos – The Smoking Gun
[story by Stuart Heritage]
I think Jennifer Aniston looks silly when trying to look sexy. She should keep he clothes on!!!
who cares
yeah, who gives a shit
But there’s one thing you’ll never see – on film, in a magazine, on the internet or in real life with your creepy eyes – Jennifer Aniston topless
-oh come on just google it and you will find it!!
When root-weevils like Brant take photos of nude or semi-nude stars out in the open (say, on a public beach), I see no problem. But when anyone takes the same kind of photos in the privacy of someone’s home … even from a mile away … that crosses the line. To heck with lawsuits. Brant should go to jail.
BTW, though I never liked her on FRIENDS (and didn’t like the show, either), I personally think than Aniston is very sexy.
Brant should go to jail and the writer of this article should feel shame for making light of the fact that Aniston was very seriously violated in her own home. Anyone else caught taking topless pictures of someone inside there home would go to jail as should Brant.
Jennifer Aniston is a horrible actress. She plays every character in every movie the same way. Getting divorced was the best publicity push she could have given herself. Her cover of GQ looked retarded though
Julisa and Kevin,
You are both bitter hate filled nut cases.
I was never crazy about Aniston, either. As far as I’m concerned, Brad and Angelina are the ULTIMATE looking couple. I hope they’re happy together.
YOU FOLKS SHOULD WRITE YOUR TRASH ON JOLIES WEB SITE..IF YOU DO NOT LIKE JENNIFER GET OFF OF THIS SITE.YOU ARE NOT WELCOME..BET YOU FOLKS ARE SIMPLY TRASH!!!UGLY TOO.
Hey Joey, you big capslock mental head. It’s not YOUR site and it’s not Aniston’s site. Get a grip, close the curtains and try to link up with reality again. Who are you to say who’s welcome or not on this site?
“Bet you folks are simply trash!!! Ugly too.” – what the hell??
9 instances of the phrase “Jennifer Aniston topless”. Anyone would think you’re trying to boost your hit count. Of course, she’s a poor actress and fairly inconsequential. However, any straight man who doesn’t want to see her topless is a liar. Even if you don’t really care about her or her soap opera life, a sneaky peek would still be good, right? We’ve just got to hope her career goes seriously of the rails within the next year so she’s forced to pay the bills in a way other than “acting”…
If you’re out in the open enough to be photographed, you should keep your clothes on. Especially if you’re famous. She should’ve known better than that. It’s just another case of where a celebrity practically begs & begs for your attention, then turns around and screams “STOP LOOKING AT ME I NEED PRIVACY!”
Great article.
Angelina Jolie is a woman god
what is the website to view these new topless photos of jennfier?
Aniston sunbathing topless in her backyard. What did she expect? Publicity is the result. Thats what she wanted.
you guys aren’t so smart. jennifer aniston is the sexiest woman alive. i want to see who your wives/ girlfriends are that can make you tell jennifer to keep her clothes on. you must not have a male member down there then.
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I think you are all crazy Jennifer is the most beautiful woman ever. If you saw derailed you would know she can be chararcter she wants she is very talented. Angelina is nothing but a homewrecker. She busted up billy bobs engagment and brad’s marrige. Jennifer exudes classy while angelina exudues trashy. I have nothing but respect and admiration for jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston is a horrible actress. I refuse to see any movie she is in. I cannot stand her nasal voice. Her complete lack of talent. She on par with Simpson sisters in terms of talent (who owe everything to daddy because he played on the hype card, and took two no talent morons to fame and money. Kudos). Aniston plays the same caracter in every single movie. She is only famous for having a hair trend that women liked. That’s it!. They should have given the emmy to her hair stylist.
What are u guz talking about?
Jennifer Aniston is a superb actress ! One of the best ! ABSOLUTELY !!! She is superb at comedy and has a talent that has been limited to one highly sucessful part. I am looking forward to seeing what she does in future now she is expanding her range.
All you folks are plain and simple jealous little bastards let jennifer aniston live her life the way she wantes to live it and you ugly bastards go your other way jealous idiots.
I Love You Jennifer DONT LISTEN TO ANY STUPID COMMENTS ANY OF THESE JEALOUS BASTARDS SAY.
Oh my god, not again. Who cares what she does. Why would anyone care what she does every day, who she dates, or what she looks like naked. So stupid. She, as well as all the other so called ‘celebs’ are just looking for press exposure, and she gets it, only because people buy into it. Just a bummer. Hopefully she will vanish soon.