When fame starts to desert you and the good scripts stop landing on the desk of your agent, if you’re a glamorous Hollywood lady, there’s only one thing left to do – and that’s to unleash your gym-honed breasts on an unsuspecting public.
And after years and years of doing tasteful/tame nude photoshoots and having the most erect nipples in sitcom history, Jennifer Aniston is doing exactly that in new comedy flick, Horrible Bosses.
Not only that, but she’s going to fellate some fruit as well, just so you onanists can really pound the meat if 42 year old women are your thing.
One source, talking to American rag Us Weekly (on stands now if you live stateside… stolen and used on this pathetic excuse for a blog if you don’t), says:
“She shot a topless scene, but produces aren’t sure if they’ll use it.”
“They filmed it two ways I one, you see Jen’s face and boobs in the same shot. In another, the audience might think it’s a body double.”
“She knows she can’t show off her boobs forever, so she’s going out with a bang!”
In the film, Aniston plays an incredibly dislikeable dentist who sexually harasses a male employee, leaving bullock-brained readers to inwardly yell ‘I wouldn’t mind being sexually harassed by Rachel off Friends!’
Of course, this is all good PR for a film that looks pretty awful and will stoke up interest ahead of its July 8th opening, before revealing that Aniston shows nothing off at all… but it won’t matter because you will have already paid for your cinema ticket twice (you’ll probably get thrown out for fiddling with yourself when you first go to see it).
Here’s the stupid trailer for the stupid film.
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Deeley says
OMG, has Jen Aniston been intensley ‘surgically enhanced’….or what?!! Not only is she STILL churning out these mindless comflicks, she’s now REALLY trying to hang on to the ‘aren’t I a gorgeous thang??’ look. Yeah, she’s in that pathetic…’I’ll have to STRIP for the attention, now’ phase that every aging talentless female ‘star’ goes through, in a desperate bid to stay relevant. Sad!! (Hasn’t she made ENOUGH money yet??)