Its a matter of weeks since Beyonce and Jay Z popped out a sprog in a hospital which they cordoned off all for themselves (probably leaving patients to die in the street or something), and they’re already out getting drunk like irresponsible thugs.
Seriously. Blue Ivy Carter’s head hasn’t even had the chance to form over the fontanelle yet, the poor neglected thing!
Yet still, this ghoulish pair don’t care one jot, going out and drinking shots and champagne without a care where their child is. Blue Ivy was probably locked in the car or something. It’s all so unspeakably awful that we’re crying here. CRYING.
Hova and Bey stayed out ’til arout 4 am at Jiggaman’s club 40/40 according to various people staring at some drunk celebrities, clearly having nothing better to do with their evening.
An obviously concerned source noted that Beyonce attended the afterparty:
?She arrived with her mother, Tina Knowles ,? and her mother-in-law, Gloria Carter. After ?sprinting through a side entrance? shortly before midnight, Beyonc? toured the club for the first time since its renovation?
So far, so spectacularly dull.
However, Beyonce was seen sipping ‘what appeared to be a glass of bubbly’ around 3am, while tottering around in a?cleavage-erupting red dress and embroidered Christian Louboutin shoes like some kind of expensive prostitute… and all the while, Jay stuck around ’til kicking-out time, throwing drinks down his famous, but irresponsible neck with Nas and some marketing bozo called Steve Stoute.
All the while, Blue Ivy was nowhere to be seen. Out of sight, out of mind.
We can only hope for that poor, poor child’s sake, that she won’t be left to fend for herself in the wild again with her awful parents off having the time of their lives like they don’t have an obligation to look after their newborn.
This is all incredibly troubling. It seems Jay Z meant it when he rapped ‘I got 99 problems but my newly born daughter ain’t one’.
We’re legally obliged to parody 99 Problems. Sorry.
Kortni says
*Bad ’99’ Problems parody aside* Don’t worry about that kid, (I’m too lazy to write out that stupid name,) I’m sure she is being raised by the best undocumented nanny money can pay for.