In today’s edition of “This is why rich kids are assholes,” Jaden Smith has gone on a Twitter rampage yelling that school is around to brainwash kids, and encouraging everyone to drop out. Guess when one has Mommy and Daddy’s millions to live off of, they can spew stupid with no real fear of consequence.
Meanwhile, many are wondering if Smith has already forgotten that his dumbass thought starring in the epic bomb “After Earth” was a good idea too.Jaden, the less obnoxiously haired spawn of Will and Jada Smith, had been attending the New Village Leadership Academy in Los Angeles until this past June. The private “school” was really just a glorified cult based home-school, since it was both funded primarily by his parents and was heavily influenced by Scientology.
Since the school’s closing, Smith is supposedly being home-schooled for real by his parents. Since both Will and Jada have been super vocal about their lack of discipline, rules, or structure, it is a pretty good guess that what that really means is Jaden has nothing stopping him from playing X-Box all day and smoking a ton of weed. And practicing his tongue clicking for the inevitable day when the Aliens arrive and take him back home to the mother planet (spoiler alert- never going to happen!).
What really makes this rant eye-roll worthy is the unnecessary and grammatically incorrect capitalization of every word. Because nothing says “I am too smart for structured learning” like shitting all over 1st grade basic English composition.
However, parents are up in arms that their little angels are now going to try and drop out of school because the “Karate Kid” told them to. Really though, if any parent is truly concerned that their kid is going to completely fuck up their life based on a Tweet, then their kid was already a few issues short of a subscription.
Anyone with half a brain should know better than to listen to anything this kid says. Just look at his social circle. He is best friends with Justin Beiber and is banging one of the underage chicks from the Kardashian/Jenner clan. Those decisions right there show you that Jaden makes some pretty terrible life choices.
Although the argument could be made that after spending so much time with those fellow asshole rich kids, a mini human who shits themselves and really thinks a person disappears behind their hands during Peek-A-Boo would seem way more intelligent by comparison.