Some say that animals are living creatures and therefore must be treated with respect. We say DESTROY THEM! DESTROY THEM NOW! This is It Will Kill You.
The pilot whale, of the Globicephala genus, is primarily known for its distinct rounded head, long-based dorsel fin and the fact that – as the video below clearly demonstrates – it feasts on human flesh and often fantasises about annihilating mankind forever. To reiterate, pilot whales are arseholes.
Just look at what a pilot whale did to this poor diver, and remember – if you’ve ever listened to a whalesong CD, what you’re probably listening to is a load of these fishy wankers discussing how much they’d like to disembowel your grandmother. Fact. Video after the jump…
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Tom J says
Swimming with whales is the aquatic equivalent of dancing around a group of hippos whilst flailing your arms wildly. Needless to say, it’s retarded in the extreme. The video also seems to show a calf and we all know how animals love it when you screw about around their offspring. I’m pretty sure I heard Darwin sigh at the exact moment the swimmer escaped.
tine says
“these fishy wankers”….ive missed “It Will Kill You”!
Sarah says
The diver was probably one of those granola types – “Ooh, look at that beautiful whale! and it’s letting me ride it’s back! I can feel the animal’s spirit all throughout me, it’s like our chakras are aligned! Wait a sec…HOLY SHIT THIS SUCKS!”