Peaches Geldof has been filmed handing over money to a pair of notorious drug dealers and is to be investigated by the police.
Nineteen-year-old Peaches was secretly filmed offering Jonny Blagrove and Cara Burton £140 in return for some unspecified goods.
Then Blagrove, ‘dealer to the stars’, tells Peaches what she wants will actually cost her £190.
The extra £50 quid doesn’t deter Peaches, she is after all the daughter of modern day Jesus, Bob Geldof, and it’s good to see the royalties from I don’t like Mondays aren’t going to waste.
Peaches is then reportedly recorded saying:
I’m going to need Valium tomorrow after this.
It is because of this statement that police strongly suspect something drug related has happened here, as Valium is often used as a comedown by professional users. But, until the investigation is carried out, who’s to say Peaches wasn’t buying £190 worth of Red Bull? We just don’t know.
Maybe she was buying an X-Box 360 with GTA IV off them? The excitement of getting her hands on that could require a good dosage of Valium to help her get to sleep at night, in order to get up early, refreshed for another day doing whatever it is that she does.
The secretly filmed footage was found on a memory stick that was seized by police from Jonny Blagrove and Cara Burton, as part of an investigation into what they suspect is a celebrity drugs empire run by the couple.
A police source told the News Of The World:
She will be interviewed some time this week and asked to explain what is happening in the video and why she is handing money over to the couple. It is all part of a large investigation into alleged drugs dealing.
And, on that very same stick, there is also the footage of Amy Winehouse allegedly smoking crack at a house party last January. One hell of a part going on in that pen-drive.
All the footage had been deleted from the memory stick but police, using special secret police techniques, managed to recover the lost data, which is vaguely terrifying.
Let’s just hope girlfriends don’t figure it out anytime soon, or else it’s time for an acid bath.
It has also been suggested that the filming was carried out by the alleged drug-pushing couple, perhaps in an effort to blackmail Peaches.
If it is found that Peaches did indeed purchase illegal substances, she could face a jail term but, as she’s a white, female, middle-class, first time offender and the daughter of Christ, we can safely assume a slap on the wrist will suffice.
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Mentat says
Frankly, I think the royalties from “I don’t like Mondays” SHOULD go to waste. That song shows no insight into its subject. Anybody could have written those lyrics after seeing the news bulletins. Geldof, are you reading this? Write about what you know! And slap your daughter upside the head!
euclid says
OR a new song – “I don’t like Peaches”
It’s just so hard to be born to someone famous.
I mean, you have to try so hard not to disappoint everyone.
And that means dressing just so, and taking only the
very best drugs that your parents’ money can buy to try
forget the terrible burden of being less interesting than
them, or cement for that matter. Why hasn’t she got naked on the intermetron yet?
What’s the fuckin hold-up? Her names is Peaches for godsakes.