Day Two of the Costa Rican shenanigans, and we present to you the lady contestants.
Oh, and Janice Dickinson, who has been flung into this group in the absence of a ‘Leather Handbag’ team.
Second day, and already two people have left the show. Unsurprisingly, and happily, it was the two most irritating and juvenile little twatcans ever to darken the jungle’s doorstep. Do jungles have doorsteps? The answer, and more, after the jump.
No. No, they don’t.
Patti Blagojevich: wife of criminally-implicated Chicago Governor and unfortunate recipient of Heidi Montag‘s laughably kindergarten-ish impromptu prayer session yesterday (‘Dear Heaven, please stop all the bad people from being naughty to Patti who is pretty and nice and made of angelmilk. I know because I met her two hours ago and now she is totally my BFF.‘ We’ve paraphrased her somewhat). Quiet, stoic, and likely to be around for a while.
Janice Dickinson: once a supermodel, now looks worryingly like a statue of a transvestite sculpted from a giant raisin. Always guaranteed to be controversial, Janice is known for her strong opinions loud, strident voice that makes us want to bite our fingers off and swallow them in the hope we might choke to death and never have to hear the harpy again PLEASE MAKE IT STOP NOW. Little-Known Fact: the camp’s tent-like shelters were constructed from Janice’s skin. The last time she moulted, producers gathered up the old layer and used it to craft these simple yet sturdy structures.
Torrie Wilson: we’ve never heard of her and neither have you. Unless you’re a gun-loving redneck inbred who whoops and hollers at wrestling on the TV. Should be quite successful on the show, what with her complete lack of any personality to hate, and complete ownership of two large ladymams to love.
Frangela: Again, not a clue, though the fact factory that is Wikipedia seems to indicate that Frangela (being actually two people, called Frances and Angela) just fart around on a radio station on Saturday evenings. Sort of an American Tim Westwood, perhaps.
Heidi Montag: genuinely, utterly, literally pointless waste of some perfectly good carbon and several trace minerals. After a few weak-wristed attempts at leaving yesterday, Heidi and her equally unlikeable bumrod of a husband, Spencer Pratt, finally decided to quit the show for good. But not before Spencer had been baptised in the local river by Stephen Baldwin.? Which was as fundamentally disturbing to hecklerspray’s psyche as it sounds. Little-Known Fact: when Heidi and Spencer have sex, they each call out their own names at the climactic moment.
Join us later in the week, when we return to see how our tropical pals get on without Speidi.
Pretty bloody well, we’d imagine.
alana says
Omg am from the uk and am watching i’m a celebrity get me out of here usa and i actually feel sorry for all of them having to put up with spencer he serously cant take a joke and non of them want to stand up to him ( well who would hes mental) but if i was in there i would tell him what i think of him and i hope he doesnt win it cause i really dont like him everyone in there shouldnt be scared of him hes a spoiled rich brat who need who needs to be in there to show him its not all about money and fame x
jay says
i think that spencer is a prick and he`s wife a spoil tart if i was in there with them i would of knocked the shit out of spencer by now he hasent got a clue about manners or respect and needs to grow some balls and stop acting like a kid the prick
yazmina says
hi alana i have a question where are u watching it online if so which site or what channel on tv???thanks :)
hijuju says
Yazmina
if you are in the uk you can watch it on ITV2 on freeview
ray k says
id bury spencer in the jungle and do the usa a favour.what an @ss
SmackDogg says
I have never hated anyone so much as i hate Spencer! Who is he? A complete turd! When he said he had to google Torie Wilson to find out who she was i was hoping the lovely Torie was gonna open a can of whoop ass on him. Complete child & his wife is only slightly better. F**K off and grow a proper beard you idoit! Hope the world feels the same as me!!??!!
sheryl23211 says
i think spencer is a laugh .i think people take him too serious he puts on a great act and at least he isnt boring .and to those idiots who hate people they dont even know they need to lighten up .hate is a wasted emotion . of i dont like someone on tv i just switch over its as simple as that .i thought it was hysterical what he said he had to google torie wilson .they all put on an act and spencer and heidi are told to act out for the cameras .i love lou diamond philips and janice she is a riot .:)
Leon_ecosse says
That Spencer is a prick (the UK verion of Pratt!!)… hes a spoilt little LA kid who has no idea about the outside world… all that crap when he phoned to head of the tv network… sayin “im too rich and famous for this!!” i mean C’mon… talk about being up your own backside! they will let the charaties down if they leave… althought they said ” we chose the biggest charites in the world… so they dont need our money!!!!” WTF… all charaties need public donations… he is a selfish greedy igrnant ass who thinks he better than every1 in that jungle… at least most people in there have done something interesting instead on having cameras following him around to clubs and cafes… pathetic… Hiedi isnt much better.. when she was cryin about ppl takin her shampoo labels off… that just stunk of lil miss spoilt bitch. they only care about themselves and not their chosen charaties. wonder were they will be 5years from now… on the hollywood scrap-pile no doubt… some1 should knock him ouy
Stevie and Roy says
Here Hear !!!!!!! Could not agree with you more, what a TOSSER!!!!
jb hayden says
pratt man is a dick, he’s such a LOSER
MarzBar says
I have been watching IACGMOOH US and want to know why Janice is in there??? She was in our UK version last year and was runner up, so I think it’s unfair that she has gone in with a heads up on what to expect (hence the bronchitis excuse she’s currently using to stay out of challenges).
Has nobody cottoned onto this yet?????
Pleeeeeease somebody boot her boney ass out!!!!
emcneese says
i so know what you mean about Janice. I am from the US and I was doing some research of the UK’s show and noticed that she was on and came in 2nd place. I think that is really lame of the producers/excuetives to allow her to be on the US version after that. She already knows the deal. To me that is a bigger scandal than the whole Spedi bs. I mean come on, how is it fair to the other celebs out there that have absolutely know idea what they are up against. It kinda sucks that sucks that she was popular enough in the UK to make it to 2nd place, because the longer she is on the show, the more I want her to be gone. She is pretty useless. She hasn’t really put an effort into anything. Was it like that on the UK version? Was she more of a team player? I really hope so. I mean yea she is an EX supermodel, and has a little fame for a couple of modeling type shows, but it is not like she is some big super star here. Is she there?
Troy says
I think it’s funny how the voting is backwards. Shouldn’t it be about who you want off the show, not who you want to keep? IMO this way NBC can be sneaky with the votes and kick off who THEY want. The voting gets very skewed the way they want it, and very suspect. If they voted people off, there would be no question who is to go.
MarzBar says
OMG Janice was completely different on the UK show, she was a true trooper. She took part in all the chllenges, ate all kinds of bugs and got really stuck in. I can’t believe I’m watching the same person.
Janice is really playin a game out there, she wants to win so bad and believes she can because she came 2nd in the UK version. I am soooo confused as to y the US public are keeping her in.
Jo really put her in her place and I’m glad, now she knows what it feels like to be talked down to and belittled like she did those models in her agency.
I used to like Janice, but I am so dissapointed at her behaviour on the show. She is’nt a big superstar over here either, I think the reason why she came second was because she was entertaining and got stuck in, Brits don’t like wingers and if she behaved the way she is behaving on the US version they would have booted her off first!
Audrey says
I think Janice should not be allowed to partake of whatever is won by the women if she does not participate in the challenges.
Her illness is made up and she is a liar and also chews with her mouth open, ugh!!
What makes anyone think she is a superstar, where on the moon. I can usually find something good in everyone, but not in Janice. Is she real or from a UFO?
She thinks her s..t doesn’t stink, news flash smells like everyone elses.
The voters are crazy, she is using her made up ailment to keep her in the game.
GAME, SET, GONE!!
starmoon says
I agree with Sheryl, I think Speidi just knows what makes good TV.
Who are all the comments about? Them and Janice.. I miss those two crazies..I kinda get the Pratts and I used to like Janice till now. Time to retire..
for all in the US, NBC.com has all the episodes.
emcneese says
The whole drama over Spedi got me a little curious to check them out on the Hills. I was really hoping that I would like the couple better if I knew more about them. But the more of the Hills that I watch, the more I cant stand Spencer. OMG, what a complete psycho. I am glad that they did leave the show. As far as Janice goes, the longer she is on the show the less I can stand her. Sure she is good at stirring up drama. Which in turn might be boosting ratings, but she is such a bad egg. I think that the NBC people need to set some ground rules for her. I mean how much are they going to actually let her get away with. It is also so gross to watch her eat anything. It really pissed me off when she stole the granola bar and then she ate another. It never did show who had to do without while she was so stingy and ate two. I just dont understand why she is still there. Really who is voting for this crasy woman?
tim says
How does someone as revolting as Spencer get famous in america? and as for Janice, i can’t believe no-one has mentioned that she has already done the show before in the uk.Completely unfair on other competitors and she really is a horrible waste of skin!
Haz says
I agree
Haz says
I dide’t know who spencer or hidi bratt was until i found out spencer hid torries bag what a phsco
Haz says
I all ready knew who Torrie was torrie is a lot more famouse than both of those 2 combined!
Haz says
shes ugly