I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here is now fully underway on ITV – and watching the offspring of a Prime Minister have a slash next to a tree has never been so fulfilling.
So far on I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here we’ve seen fainting, tree-climbing, a grown man pulling pepper from a teddy bear’s arse and a posh lass refusing to drink cheap wine. But who’s going to win the series?
Here are today’s betting odds to win I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, with some help from Betfair.com…
Elaine Lordan – This is what Elaine Lordan has done so far in the
series: looked at a bridge, swore, wobbled across the bridge while
swearing, fell over, got up, fell over again, went to hospital. And
that’s it. She went on I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here to show the
public that there’s more to her life than drinking and fighting. She
was right: there’s drinking, fighting, swearing and falling over.
Current odds – 46
Jilly Goolden – Jilly isn’t endearing herself to the public very
much so far in the series. She’s being a bit aloof and refused to drink
some complimentary wine because it smelt a bit cheap. She needs to lump
in with the team a bit more and stop being such a hoity-toity la-de-da
shiraz-quaffing dipshit if she wants to stand a hope of winning the
series. Current odds – 36
Kimberley Davies – Kimberley isn’t faring too well in the popularity
stakes so far this series. We’re not sure why – she seems very
practically-minded and focused on the tasks she’s been given. But she
also shouted at Elaine in the middle of her sweary bridge-crossing –
which may have put viewers off – and she might have already been clocked
as the camp bimbo; not a good thing to be clocked as. And she’s
foreign and that, innit. Current odds – 22
Jenny Frost – Jenny is the other camp bimbo, and that might be the
reason why her odds to win aren’t higher. Of course, the other reasons
might be to do with the fact that she’s completely incomprehensible and
she’s obviously quite full of herself. But the second she goes for a
wash in a river, watch her popularity soar. Current odds – 16.5
Carol Thatcher – Carol has already managed to stamp her personality
all over the series, mainly by acting a bit like a Sergent major and
then having an on-screen piss. All of this has gained Carol enough
notoriety to be voted to take part in the first Bushtucker Trial – driving a car across a
tightrope, or something. Current odds – 14
Jimmy Osmond – Jimmy Osmond isn’t just a slightly overweight toothy
American hasbeen, you know. He’s also the man who illegally smuggled
some contraband substances into the camp. However, as many credibility
points as he gained for smuggling, he loses exactly the same amount for
only smuggling salt and pepper. Steady Jimmy, you’re outta control. Maybe the kangaroo-based Bushtucker Trial will toughen him up. Current odds – 14
Antony Costa – Antony, more than anyone else in the series, has a
gameplan. He wants the cuddly, mum-friendly vote, you see. Which is fine and
dandy, but he’s already played his ace – hinting to people that he
might marry his girlfriend when he returns from the jungle. What a dolt
– that’s the kind of talk that should be saved for the elimination
week, not the ‘who the hell are you?’ week. Current odds – 12.5
David Dickinson – Now we’re getting into the early front-runners.
David has it all: a can-do attitude, natural leadership, no sense of
shame and a stupid voice. Plus his skin is so leathery that crocodiles
will break their teeth if they try and eat him. One to watch. Current
odds – 6.6
Sheree Murphy – Sheree must have some kind of secret fan-club
somewhere, as she’s been second-favourite to win I’m A Celebrity Get Me
Out Of Here since the names were announced. Which is weird – we’re
still not entirely sure who she is, and all she’s done is div around complaining about jumping out of an aeroplane. And nothing else. Current
odds – 5
Sid Owen – Sid is roundly assumed to be the favourite to win I’m A
Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, but we’re beginning to doubt his
abilities. He’s an amiable enough kind of guy, and he’s desperately trying to
show the world that there’s more to him than Ricky, but he had a series
of minor freak-outs on the tree-climbing task and then whinged about it
for a bit. Coupled with the amount of footage of Sid bleating "I can’t
handle it", we’re not sure he’s up to the task. Current odds – 4.6
Anyone Else – Don’t forget that these sneaky I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here
arseholes are going to change all kind of stuff around before the end
of the series. If Elaine goes, they’ll be bound to replace her with
another non-entity currently living it up in a swanky hotel. Plus there
might be a super special secret mystery guest lined up. By which we
mean Cannon And Ball, who’ll probably show their faces between today and Thursday. Maybe. Current odds – 10.5
We’ll be keeping an eye on the betting odds of I’m A Celebrity Get Me
Out Of Here throughout the series, but for the latest betting odds on
the show, head over to the UK TV Special Betting section of Betfair.com to see the odds change in real time. And bet! You’ll get free stuff if you do, look…
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natalie miller says
i think sid owen will win also i think shree or anthony has a chance. from natalie miller, sunderland xx
tiffany says
i think jimmy should win i like jimmy hes funny and i like his accent
kaz says
sheree is going to win it, she is so awesome, dead down to earth!