Majela Ze Ze Diamond is what the X Factor really needs as she’s written a song about how much she likes having sex with bearded men because they tickle her vagina. We know this because she talks about it explicitly in her song, ‘Tickle My Vagina’.
The track, sung in the key of ‘interesting’ and performed in a room painted bright red with a load of videos on a shelf, Ms Diamond belts through all the things she likes to have done to her front bottom. No mention of the back bottom yet.
Anyway, to see this incredible piece of work and mark the campaign of Get Majela Ze Ze Diamond to Number One for Christmas, click over the jump. Be warned though, it really isn’t safe for work.
Spotted over at The Word. Be sure to check out her other songs too, including the brilliant ‘Show Me Your Genitals’
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There must be something wrong with me. The only thing I took away from that was “HOW high are her shelves?”
They’re as you’d expect, Magnetite. She’s only three foot tall.
Great. Now I’ve the horrible image of the Time Bandits lining up to foof-tickle her. Either that or a giant wearing her as a face-mask. AND THAT’S NO BETTER, MR GIBSON. THAT’S NO BETTER.