Everyone has got it in for Hulk Hogan at the moment. Ultimate Warrior (real name, ‘Warrior’ – no seriously) did a video sneering at the Hulkster and now, Linda Hogan is taking shots at the moustachioed baby-oil loving grappler.
Linda Hogan has made some pretty shocking claims in her new book Wrestling the Hulk: My Life Against the Ropes, but gave out some more elbow-drops on an American chatshow that you don’t need to know the name of.
Basically, while we’ll concede that no relationship is ever perfect, Hulk Hogan seems to have had a relationship that is incredibly odd indeed. Not surprising from a man who has earned his living by running around in his underpants and pretending to fight other men in the most homoerotic spectacle since Shaq took a bath with eight sirloin steaks.
Linda described her ex-husband’s affair with a close friend of their daughter Brooke.
“She’s in my house, learning everything, talking to me and yet she’s bedding my husband”
“She’d spend the night with Brooke at the house and they’d do the girlfriend thing. I’d bring them popcorn and hot chocolate up to their bedroom, and little did I know she was with my husband, too.”
You’d have to worry about any young woman who thought it was a good idea to swap sex soup with an aged man in a bandana. We imagine that Hulk Hogan’s winky has a little blond moustachio too. Right on the end.
He wasn’t only cheating on Linda. She suggests that Hogan was overcome by roid rage, stomping about the place and making everyone’s life a misery. Still, that’s almost to be expected of a WWE wrestler, right? They’re all mental.
But poor Linda. How is she going to get over Hulk bedding one of their daughter’s chums? BY DOING EXACTLY THE SAME OF COURSE!
See, Linda is currently engaged to Charlie Hill, a former classmate of daughter Brooke, which is just fantastic. Brooke is absolutely destined to become the most warped human in history thanks to her brilliant, randy parents.
For the record, Hulk Hogan decided to call Linda’s claims ‘delusional’, adding that it was all a ‘blatant lie’. And what heavyweight, esteemed radio show did Hulk deliver this important message?
The Bubba the Love Sponge Show.
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dog wover says
Why is anyone interested in what Hulk Hogan’s ex has to say about anything? Just an aged clone of a clone of a clone of an untalented groupie who got lucky on one of Hulk’s extremely drunken nights and got herself a ring. Her 15 seconds of fame was up years ago. Just bury her already, and tape her mouth shut before the burial so we can all rest in peace.