After a recent announcement that Hell is due to freeze over, Hugh Hefner has decided to call it a day and be faithful to one woman for the rest of his life. That’ll be until about March, then.

As owner of the Playboy brand and empire, Hugh Hefner has slept with more women than a Rampant Rabbit. He is now 80 years old and has been with his current squeeze – only squeeze – Miss Holly Madison for what insiders are calling the ‘the long term’. Read: he skipped his morning shuffle to the infirmary and stayed for breakfast.

Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison met when he paid a visit to the annual Mensa Open Day in Texas. She whipped the crinkly one up with some mental calisthenics and he fell off his mobility vehicle right there and then. Or else that’s a blatant lie and the truth is that Holly Madison is a 27-year-old bikini model with an all-over tan and breasts the size of Jim Kelly’s afro in Enter the Dragon – but who’s to know for sure?

Settling in for a few weeks faithfulness means Hugh Hefner leaves behind his other two darling ladies, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt, whom he usually shags on weekends or something.

"In terms of what I think lies ahead, it will probably be Holly and me."

Only when Pierce Brosnan hinted he would return as James Bond in Casino Royale have we heard a more conclusive statement. Though rumour is that Hugh might also want to try for another child. An idea that boggles the mind, being as he looks as though a light sneeze might snap him in half, let alone pulling the missionary position every night after Matlock.

That and the fact he never gets out his dressing gown, the lazy bastard.

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