Hooray! ‘Secret’ Phone Calls Between Nick And Hulk Hogan

Hecklerspray has never been to prison, but we expect the favourite song of all the inmates to be “Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you? Bad boys. Whatcha want, whatcha want whatcha gonna do, when sheriff John Brown come for you? Tell me whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna dooo Yeaheah.”

Try telling that to the wimpy son of the most famous wearer of the homoerotic moustache-wearing wrestler Hulk Hogan. Nick Bollea recently got put in to the slammer for driving like an irresponsible twat and buggering up the life of his passenger John Graziano.

Has Nick Bollea taken his punishment like a man? Of course not. He ripped off his lemon-coloured vest and demanded to be given a friendly rapist of a roommate. All because he was feeling lonely.

People often say that famous people tend to get favourable treatment to get nicer cells or an early release. The Hogans know this, and in a leaked tape, it appears that the Hulkster is giving his twat of a son tips on how to gain sympathy.

It obviously didn’t work.