In an EXCLUSIVEly stolen story from an actual tabloid newspaper, it appears everything you knew about Hitler was wrong. Apart from the hating Jews bit. You’ve invariably got that bit absolutely spot-on.
We’re talking about the other thing. The thing about him getting killed during that whole World War II thing.
It would appear that Hitler ran off to Argentina and lived a merry life right into his old age, which means that he’s probably met Maradona and seen Evita. Can you guess which newspaper may have written this story?
A chap called?Jorge Priebke recalls the sunflowers and thought?happy thoughts about the Third Reich’s most evil members. Jorge pointed at things and said to The Sun:
“That’s the Hotel Campana where Dr Mengele stayed for a time.?Eichmann passed through here too. I worked with him for a year at the Mercedes Benz factory up in Buenos Aires but never met him here in Bariloche.?He was very quiet.”
The hotel,?in the years after the Second World War, was something of a getaway for Nazi war criminals on the run. Of course, everyone is only interested in the?Fuhrer and now, it is claimed that Adolf legged it from a Berlin bunker and lived it up in the wilds of Patagonia with his pining, solitary testicle.
In fact, some people claim that Hitler and wife Eva Braun had two daughters who were still alive around a decade ago and that Hitler and Braun escaped the bunker in a secret tunnel and were replaced by doubles who committed suicide for them.
The theory says that Hitler actually spent the years after WWII?plotting the emergence of a Fourth Reich before snuffing the lid aged 73 in 1962.
The Sun even sent a man called Oliver Harvey to stand outside a house and look serious.
And so, we go to Ernesto Martinez who takes photos of passing tourists with his pet St Bernard dog Amancay. He says:
“Of course we knew we had former Nazis here… [but]?Hitler in Patagonia? It’s completely ridiculous.”
There’s also absolutely no scientific or anecdotal evidence of Hitler being in Argentina, but at least The Sun got to print a really lovely photograph of Adolf Hitler on their pages, which is what we all want on a Sunday morning, eh?
Tim Baber says
Check out my claim about Mengele. There are too few facts I know, and the one about him dying in 1979 gave us a body that was as tall as his SS records, but he was short according to his son who saw him a year or so before 1979. There was no trace of the two separate diseases of the spine (that knock off 5 inches of a sufferers height typically) Also the dental profile, gap teeth, suggests the skull was unable to offer that, so dental work was imported to the remains, also few believed the death, and the reward money more than doubled. And if you read my ccount on my website you will see Mengele was sighted in 2002 in the context of the Monarch Programming he was identified with, suggesting.. well, read my site. You dont forget an assault by an old man in a hurry.