Miley Cyrus has watched her parents split up, had vaguely saucy pictures leaked online and, of course, showcased one of the most irritating speaking voices ever to bludgeon an ear drum. Let us not forget her being accused of racism by making slanty eyes in a picture.
Well, now she can add ‘MASSIVE DRUG BINGING MANIAC’ or something to her CV.
That’s right kids, the popster has been recorded in a video where we can all watch her hanging a toot on a bong. Of course, we’re here to pass judgement and share the video with you so you can also tut and bitch.
Shot by a friend, we see Miley taking hits off a salvia-filled bong (if you didn’t know, salvia is, in layman’s terms, a bit like smokable LSD. Kinda).
Anyway, possession of salvia is legal in California, so Miley won’t be getting into trouble with the law or anything like that. However, as salvia is a psychedelic drug, of course, parents of young fans of hers will be up in arms and worrying about the example she’s setting to children.
We’re just disappointed she wasn’t shooting smack into her arm while bug-eyed on speedballs and acid. That would have been much more impressive and, frankly, newsworthy.
In the video, which you can watch below, a friend tells Cyrus:
“You need to do more. You’re not as fucked up as you should be.”
They’re right.
If you’re gonna get busted in the press for doing drugs, then you owe it to yourself to be a dry-heaving, mind-frazzled wreck. If you’re gonna get dragged over hot-coals, you may as well be really badly behaved, eh?
Stuart Heritage says
The combination of her laugh, her use of the term ‘tripping’ and the fact that someone is literally eating from a box of Frosties with their hand behind her makes me want to self-harm. That is all.
Tom J says
Smokable LSD? That’s not layman’s terms, it’s flat out wrong. But never mind, I’m pretty sure it’s the law for all media outlets to misrepresent all drugs all the time. I agree with Stu’s summation, apart from the Frosties – that’s just a quick and delicious meal, something that’s equally good served alone or with guests. Just 10 seconds to prepare and packed full of vitamins and iron. What’s not to like?
Keeley says
Errmmm I hate Miley.From now totally.I miss young Miley Cyrus … Miley Smiley : ) .
Yes everyone can use drugs and blah but cmon she has an amazing family,she is a popstar or whatever known by all kinda and drugs? Pfff -_-