Despite all the protestations of nerdy, no-life Superman superfans, it appears that Superman: Man Of Steel is going to follow the blueprint of the newest Batman films, just like we said they would. That’s because Hollywood is completely devoid of ideas.
Yup, Superman – the lamest superhero of them all despite abilities to the contrary – is going to go all mean and moody.
Zack Snyder?s reboot will see Clark Kent frowning a lot and trying to work out the purpose of his life, deciding whether to become Superman at all. Of course he should. He’s got x-ray vision, can fly and punch holes through your chest. He’s probably lousy in bed though. Anyway, we’ve got some photographs of Henry Cavill on-set looking… um… moody and homeless.
That’s right kiddiekins!
Superman is all worried and such, wondering whether he ought to become Superman at all, or whether he should be a boring, boring journalist with a drink problem, stinking of coffee and smoking too many Malboro Lights (that’s all writers, right?).
Look for yourself, with your superless eyeballs at Cavill on-set in Vancouver.
And no, it isn’t a case of Cavill not shaving, there’s a snap of one of the crew adjusting his beard. Okay?
Take a look at these and feel special or something. Photos via these berks.
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Bobby says
Haha! I hope the way he breaks his crack addiction is by hitting rock bottom and becoming a male prostitute. Hahaha!
JoeMomma says
It’s Hipster Superman!