Heidi Montag is starting a Twitter feud with her possibly soon-to-be-ex-husband, Spencer Pratt.
By that, we mean no one will actually be fighting or settling their arguments using the age old tradition of jelly wrestling – just angry tweeting.
Jelly wrestling would be more interesting than watching these two people, each as lacking in self-awareness as the other, starting asinine arguments about who’s more annoying, on Twitter. However, they’re at it again and so let’s all pay attention lest their heads explode from lack of media attention.
Last night, Heidi accused her husband, from whom she is reportedly separated, of several things. She is claiming he hacked her Twitter and wrote a sick semi-paedo message to teenage singer Justin Bieber (a message that’s still there). She is also claiming that Spencer has used her name for publicity.
Specifically, the reality star, still only 23 years old and with at least 10 more years of famewhoring in her veins before she’s killed with fire like some kind of reality version of Logan’s Run, accused Spencer of using her name on a book he was promoting.
The book, How to be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press, and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture, was released in November 2009. It was pushed pretty hard to bloggers, some of whom *cough* happily turned down the offer to review it in favour of poking at their own eyes with plastic spoons. The former couple also carried copies of the book with them everywhere – and, as with the Playboy cover they promoted in the same way, we had to suffer them holding the title up and gurning for the cameras at every turn.
In her tweet, Heidi says it was more his book than hers and she was used for her name.
From Heidi’s Twitter:
Let me be clear OMG! Spencer used my name to get a check on his book “how to be famous” I had nothing to do with it! He is the fame whore!
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HORSEYTITTY says
SPENCER LOOKIN BETTER & BETTER
Jennifer says
They are both completely pathetic excuses for human beings.
In another attempt to grab attention, they recently started following random people, both of which started following me, and I have no idea why. I took it as a good laugh and refused to courteously follow them back.
They both disgust me.
“It was pushed pretty hard to bloggers, some of whom *cough* happily turned down the offer to review it in favour of poking at their own eyes with plastic spoons.” – That describes me perfectly. I saw the book and could not stop laughing. They live for the publicity, good or bad. That is a sad way to live, and their both too stupid to eventually learn it will get them nothing in the end.
Maybe they’ll both be stuck with each other in a suite in hell. That would make for a good laugh for TMZ reports later.
Valhalla says
An ugly bitch & a guy with a small penis whoop de doo