Halloween is just about the perfect festival. Why? Well, because there’s no stupid religion involved, you can get as drunk as you like, guilt free.
GUILT FREE!
Better yet, you can get drunk while dressed as a brain-eating zombie. What’s not to like? Apart from trick or treating children. NOTHING. THAT’S WHAT. And someone who really, really enjoys Halloween is Heidi Klum. She makes a real effort this time of year and so, we’re having a look at her best outfits from her Halloween ball.
Klum, who is married to Seal if you need to know that kind of terribly dull information, really pulls out the stops with her costumes.
Basically, she puts us all to shame. Massively.
If you think you look pretty good with a bit of blood on your face or felt really pleased because you dressed up like Elvira, you’ve got NOTHING on Klum.
SHE TORE HER SKIN OFF THIS YEAR.
And so, let us peer at her finest Halloween outfits and all wish we had the time and money she has.
The poo face.
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Tony Dhansak says
Although she’s sporting an excellent cameltoe in that cat outfit, I’d clearly most like to fuck the one with no skin. Possibly in the chest cavity. And the multi-limbed Indian goddess, with the addition of a chain of skulls around her neck, leaves plenty of options open for places to put it, too.