In the past, when we've hurled bowling balls at round-faced American preachers it's been just for fun – but when we do it now it'll be because we've been corrupted by power, There Will Be Blood-style.
Why? Because according to a list in today's Observer, hecklerspray is the 45th most powerful blog in the world. Yes, the world. Take that, blogs from Argentina and eastern Europe – today we wear a crown made from your broken dreams. Hecklerspray is powerful, like a tank or a bear or something.
You can see The Observer's 50 most powerful blog list in full here, including the bit where it says we're good. We knew that tainting a newspaper's water supply with mercury would eventually pay off. We knew it.
Honestly, we don't think we've ever been so flattered. There are some very good blogs in the list, along with a couple of ropey ones. And – if first is gold and second is silver – then what sort of medal will 45th place get us? One made of milk bottle tops? A discarded condom wrapper? Depleted weapons-grade uranium? Hooray for us!
kippertron says
That’s awesome news! Nice one, I knew I had taste…
munch says
How dare they compare you to Perez Hilton!
He is l-a-m-e.
carmela says
wellllll doneee! told u it’d only be a matter of time before you were famous…
mst3kster says
Congratulations!!
Hopefully this will extinguish some of the flamers who take this site’s articles way to seriously as well as personally.
euclid says
OMG, HOW CULD U? U R SO MEAN AND
RIGHT SUCH MEAN AND IT’S ONLY CUZ YER
JELOUS AND THEY ARE SO MUCH MORE
FAMIS AND RICH THAN YOU!!!
U R SO MEAN!!!
evilcl0ne says
But surely we’d have noone to bait further then, the flamers are half the fun…well done Heckler!!
shawna says
Congratulations!!!! Now we need to plow through those other 44 and get you the top spot next year!
sandrar says
Hi! I was surfing and found your blog post… nice! I love your blog. :) Cheers! Sandra. R.