Hecklerspray Heroes: Renaldo Lapuz
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:00 by Stuart Heritage
The last season of X Factor was, let's face it, a lot of arse. But perhaps the next one won't be if Simon Cowell makes a few crafty notes during American Idol.
Forget personality-deficient numbskulls churning out one witless powerballad after another, what we want to see is men dressed up as furry pimp-angels. Furry pimp-angels who sing songs about about brotherhood. Furry pimp-angels who sing songs about about brotherhood that just consist of one verse repeated over and over again. What we want to see, in short, is Renaldo Lapuz.
Renaldo Lapuz is the musical visionary from American Idol responsible for the song You Are My Brother, a tune so stirring that we're not ashamed to admit that it reduced us to tears. If Renaldo Lapuz released You Are My Brother as a single we'd buy it. We'd buy ten. Heck, we'd buy Renaldo Lapuz and ride him around town on piggyback singing You Are My Brother through a loudspeaker. That is how much we love Renaldo Lapuz.
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January 23rd, 2008 at 12:15 pm
LOL
funny writeup
January 24th, 2008 at 3:47 am
The song is called ‘We’re brothers for ever (I am your brother)’ Heckler! Pay attention! I myself would buy 20, hand them out with mint icecream and buy 20 more!
May 3rd, 2008 at 10:45 am
Letter to editor: Stuart, This article is fantastic (as are many of your articles)! I’m Renaldo’s agent and we want to personally deliver you a FREE autographed remix gold disc (never can be scratched) . Also, we accept your offer to piggyback Renaldo Lapuz around town while he sings his soon to be number 1 song We’re Brothers Forever through a megaphone! email us
bookrenaldo@renaldolapuz.com