Harrison Ford – who famously played Chewbacca in the Star Trek films – really hates Indiana Jones or something. So much so that he wants him dead. Dead than Hugh Hefner’s loins.
He wants to kill Indy so Shia LaBeouf (one of the stupidest names ever) can continue the franchise as Indy’s son, Mutt.
Imagine that. A film called Mutt Jones. How dreadful. Would anyone be able to ask for a pair of tickets to go see Mutt Jones and the Crusade of the Fantastical Bone Arse? No. No they wouldn’t. You’d mutter it like you were asking for condoms or jazz mags.
Apparently, some twerp reckons:
?Harrison thinks it would be good for Indy to die and pass on his hat to his son in the next one. George [Lucas] especially is resisting the notion but Steven [Spielberg] is considering it.”
“Funnily enough Harrison wanted the same for Han Solo in the final Star Wars but George put an end to it. This time he doesn't have all the say though.?
Now, LaBeouf was pretty critical of 2008’s Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull but, being an actor who is constantly in fear of getting no more work, he might be up for towing the line should Spielberg, Lucas and Ford decide on an idea for the plot of Indiana Jones 5.
LaBeouf has reportedly been given a script treatment and he thinks that the whole thing…
“sounds crazy, but sounds really cool.”
Indiana Jones 5 won’t be hitting the screens anytime soon as Spielberg is busy making a Tin Tin movie, as well as working on movies about Abraham Lincoln and giant robots (hopefully in the same film).
George meanwhile is staring at a room filled with Jar Jar Binks merchandise and wondering why everyone hated a homosexual Rastafarian so much and gently rocking back and forth, talking to himself in a Jawa voice.
Sad really.
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David says
Fun Fact: Harrison Ford also famously played Princess Leia in the Lost in Space Movie
peter says
I’m intrigued by the bold type first paragraph. can’t tell if its sarcastic, or on the level, although its hard to imagine someone getting that much wrong in anyway but on purpose.